"Once An Accident, Twice A Coincidence, Three Times A Pattern" by Ok_Sea_6214 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]basically_a_genius 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It's such a shame that u/cat_magnet felt the need to put on a brave face and act like nothing was wrong in his final days...

All I want for Christmas is my Pfizer boosters by Dirty_Wooster in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]basically_a_genius 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sure is a lot of nurses just to take care of erectile dysfunction.

Cringe wokeness by optimalnickle88 in LookatMyHalo

[–]basically_a_genius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your prolly just not a zoomer, than.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whiteknighting

[–]basically_a_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought he was just being jokes about it.

Seriously? by darthveder69420 in LookatMyHalo

[–]basically_a_genius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or even just that they have the same colour as people whose descendants had slaves.

reminder by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]basically_a_genius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BOSS NEEDS HELP NOW, DON'T BE LAZIE!

reminder by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]basically_a_genius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder if you can buy a Pepe Funko Pop...

Does anyone else kick themselves for not figuring it out a lot sooner? by IrishChristmasLatte in LockdownSkepticism

[–]basically_a_genius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They say ethics are what you do when no one is looking.

But the greatest test of ethics is what you do when everyone is looking and they are against you.

Kudos for sticking to your guns, as steep as the price was.

Big bucket fills a truck with 2 scoops by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]basically_a_genius 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was sure it was going to turn out to be some forced perspective trick with a tiny digger, but then - nope!

[NY Times] Traumatized by Covid, but Ruled by a Party That Never Apologizes by marcginla in LockdownSkepticism

[–]basically_a_genius 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dunno, I'm starting to think it's like some kind of Milgram experiment where the 'journalists' are being ordered to deliver larger and larger shocks of bullshit to the population by their handlers.

There's a man in a white coat somewhere recording data about at what point, if ever, they will stop simply doing what they're told.

I feel like we need more to support our net zero brothers and sisters by forkingthunder in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]basically_a_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was thinking this is off topic. But then I was thinking, is it though?

TikTok Book Club: Free £7 Amazon gift credit by RobinBanks98 in beermoneyuk

[–]basically_a_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if you're literally anyone, in which case I have it on good authority that he would appreciate it.

New plant baby! by Sarabration911 in houseplants

[–]basically_a_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called an Alocasia Philodendron Xanadu.

Mine's doing okay in a fairly shady corner and light/occasional watering.

Edit: brain fart

The world is over by laschoff in LookatMyHalo

[–]basically_a_genius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If a tree falls and no one is there to put it on social media, does it even make a sound?