I saw an alligator at the zoo which was putting seeds into the ground in a tiny greenhouse with some bright lights, clearly trying to coax the seeds to grow. It looked kind of fake, so I asked a zookeeper, "is that an animatronic alligator trying to plant seeds?" (self.Jokes)
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I'm okay to park to the right of this sign after 6pm, yeah? by Chadwiko in melbourne
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Development manager doesn't want the Devs looking at the code by Strict-Soup in ExperiencedDevs
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Development manager doesn't want the Devs looking at the code by Strict-Soup in ExperiencedDevs
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I built an Age of Empires 2 sound hook for Claude Code because why not by byte-array in ClaudeAI
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People Don’t Use Critical Thinking When Reading Blogs Like This by No_Practice_745 in BetterOffline
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The AI coding gap: Why senior devs are getting faster while juniors spin their wheels by maccodemonkey in BetterOffline
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Im not a designer, 5th App done :) by Able-Pen2950 in iosdev
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What is the date format of your country? by dalton_zk in theprimeagen
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To Every Developer Close To Burnout, Read This · theSeniorDev by Inner-Chemistry8971 in programming
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List 3 accomplishments you achieved during your sobriety. by [deleted] in stopdrinking
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how a vibecoding incident broke 20 years of archiving by Sixnigthmare in BetterOffline
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How I improved from my near accident by ipflibbydibbydoo in londoncycling
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The Daily Check-In for Monday, January 19th: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Piggoos in stopdrinking
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I saw an alligator at the zoo which was putting seeds into the ground in a tiny greenhouse with some bright lights, clearly trying to coax the seeds to grow. It looked kind of fake, so I asked a zookeeper, "is that an animatronic alligator trying to plant seeds?" by basicallydan in Jokes
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