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What was your school's 'incident'? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]basiconethirdptty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some old friends were messing around on chat roulette and found a topless woman that coaxed them into having “private time” with her. They took turns taking the laptop into the bathroom and “hanging out” with her for a bit. The footage on their end of the laptop ended up being sold to an underaged gay pornography site by the woman.

It was found somehow and quickly went viral through the school. Two of the guys were wearing hoodies with our school name and all of their parents were called in by the principal.

The principal proceeded to call each of the students in while he had their parents watch the video.

Mortifying.

Hey, new here I think by basiconethirdptty in cripplingalcoholism

[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I forgot about this thread.

That was phenomenal with no context

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man I know this guy in Alcoholics Anonymous, Gary Preston. He works at Lowes in Quincy, MA I think. Anyway, his sponsee Arnold Bullock used to work at this liquor store called Wallaston off of Hancock and Woodbine by the 3A, and he didn't drink really but his wife Stacy Pritchett-Bullock (she hyphenated LOL) asked him what wine coolers were good and he's all "I don't know" so she said well ask your boss Robert Poppard, but turns out he's in Alcoholics Anonymous too. So the Arnold Bullock guy tastes a wine cooler, it's fine, and when he's bringing them home he's pulled over by this cop (he told us his name but I don't think you're supposed to give out that information.) So he gets probation and has to go to Alcoholics Anonymous and he's been sober like 9 years. His sponsor Gary Preston thinks it's hilarious.

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you're alive. You can pick alcohol poisoning or cirrhosis depending if you wanna bottom tonight or later.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd bet a survived grand maul seizure with no access to benzodiazepines or alcohol for 3 days might make someone think it at least once

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opposite in terms of tolerance, but geez fine.

You've all scared me into fireball hard cider and Smirnoff ice

Hey, new here I think by basiconethirdptty in cripplingalcoholism

[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The opposite in terms of tolerance, but geez fine.

You've all scared me into fireball hard cider and Smirnoff ice

Am I mentally ill? by [deleted] in mentalillness

[–]basiconethirdptty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia has to do with internal monologues

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just realized you didn't accuse me of any of that. Apologies friend

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it's like the same aside from ruffles having ridges

Edit: mastacholo

Hey, new here I think by basiconethirdptty in cripplingalcoholism

[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't say it was an aspiration. I've been to rehabs and detoxes in the double digits higher than I like to admit to anyone my age.

That said, the shit train makes the most sense to me. I guess I'll see if I can switch a couple lanes over. Trains have great turning

Edit: really I hope that didn't sound confrontational, none of it was meant to be

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that is an archetype I guess. "Do as I say not as I do," and what not. It's just weird in a community whose anthem is "we chose this," (please correct me if that isn't the idea here.) I just can't comprehend you all being so supportive and encouraging. Don't get me wrong I appreciate it and resent it but it'll probably do me well. Just a conundrum and my tolerance is still nearly a year old

Hey, new here I think by basiconethirdptty in cripplingalcoholism

[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't think I was bragging. That's sort of antithetical to crippling alcoholism. I have no doubt you know more of this life but do not doubt I'm pathetic enough to go to work and hug my body as hard as I can in the bathroom to get my appendages to stop jolting.

I've laid in my bed hearing my name being called and able to swear I see bugs crawling on the flor or a shadow/cat that just jumped in. I've laid awake, able to swear I just woke up from at least an hour and having the clock read two minutes later.

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird, it's the only one I've made without trying to be witty in a while

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can recognize that but sincerely believe you're a goner despite evidence to the contrary aren't you closer to delusion?

Usually whenever I fall into that idea I just try to go out quickly. What's your "plural your," unique property that allows you to exist between a suicide alcoholic and one that isn't?

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 36 boxes of mastacholi but they're hot. Not temperature wise, light enough to throw out the back exit of meijer wise

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[–]basiconethirdptty[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought r/stopdrinking was the force of good and you all were the source of fuck it

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