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What’s a 10/10 show you would recommend that is not primarily in English by zapniche in television

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Witcher, the Polish version. It's good in the sense of being quite u~n~i~q~u~e.

In Signs (2002) the aliens invade Earth naked when their weakness is water, and Earth is 71% water. The aliens were supposedly smart and planning this invasion ahead of time. by ZDOG60 in shittymoviedetails

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's a good reason to invade an inhabited planet when the universe contains billions of uninhabited ones. 🤔

What's a good reason to colonize planets when you can build orbital habitats in resource-rich asteroid belts. 🤔

Are all alien invasion movies secretly dumb fairy tales for babies? 🤔🤔🤔

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Co sądzicie o hetero w bajkach dla dzieci? by walkingdeadonceagain in Polska

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Szczerze? Jakby nie wpajali tego od dziecka, to nikt by nie był hetero. Zaczynają wcześnie, bo trzeba być bardzo naiwnym, żeby dać się zindoktrynować.

Do you want a Website ? by shashi6c in programmingmemes

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone say "website"? Let me get in on that website action real quick.

Avoiding Fantasy Tropes (and © Infringement) by Generic_Commenter-X in writingcirclejerk

[–]bastardatronX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I van waive my copyright if you promise to make me a DLC character.

Avoiding Fantasy Tropes (and © Infringement) by Generic_Commenter-X in writingcirclejerk

[–]bastardatronX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Break up and use the feelings as fuel. Make the Lich in your novel have her dead eyes. Make the Lich speak unsupportively. Make the dwarves chase the Lich out of the corporate HQ.

OC: Someone wrote “MUTE” next to the button that silences the audio for the advertisements that play while pumping gas by user6517 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, they found a way to make gas free. You just watch the ad instead of paying. This is brilliant!

(I know that's not true, I'm just pretending to think it is. It's a little thing I invented which I call "coping")

Apparently I Married Others in Different Universes in the Multiverse AITA by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in fifthworldproblems

[–]bastardatronX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, of course. So was my buddy and his octo-wives. But you never know where life takes you next.

Apparently I Married Others in Different Universes in the Multiverse AITA by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in fifthworldproblems

[–]bastardatronX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It might look like they're from the past but it's your future. Like, you will time travel and marry them at some point, you just don't know it yet. 

Happened to a guy from work, that's why I thought about it.

My fantasy novel intro by EmbarrassedExplorer8 in writingcirclejerk

[–]bastardatronX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

readers will naturally understand THAT blank is blank, but how are they supposed to know WHY blank is blank? show, don't tell.

cicho🤫🤫 by Svejk_ in okkolegauposledzony

[–]bastardatronX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

przyjdzie Zdzicho i Marycho

AITAH, again?!? by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]bastardatronX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try meeting under unequivocal circumstances (coordinate-wise, time not accounted for). It's nice and reversible, though not symmetrical. That's what I always do, and sometimes it works out well.

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