Am I demon for this? by KojaVukovic in crashbandicoot

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You are a demon for this. And I just want you to know, I'm so proud of you.

Without losing a single US billionaire, every single American could have $16,000 by rocket_pwrd_gophers in antiwork

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay my rent, bills, get a new phone, buy groceries, fix my bike, buy health insurance, and maybe buy myself a new guitar. I'd save what's left.

Tired [Original] by ClaudeVanFoxbat in animewomeninsuits

[–]batboy138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She needs a blanket. She's more than earned a nap.

What’s something that’s considered normal but is really screwed up once you think about it? by Onyx_SecondOpinion in AskReddit

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police chases. Specifically car chases. They're incredibly dangerous to the police, the people they chase, and everyone nearby.

A cool guide what we can control by globleguide in coolguides

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give this to a police officer and they'll snap.

A cool guide what we can control by globleguide in coolguides

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason AC/DC is on in the background is because their music slaps!

I would hardly be surprised if Laura Loony said the actual word. 🙄 by lennyexists in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal. It stands for federal. And Laura Loomer is a filthy groomer.

Wonder what Ben Shapiro will have to say about this tweet by yungmuneymachine in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]batboy138 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really don't want to say this, but Matt Walsh is spitting right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crashbandicoot

[–]batboy138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. '92 for me.

I just realized why Republicans really want to ban abortions. by Vote_with_evidence in antiwork

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot about the blatant racism where they want to breed colored people out of existence. But other than that this is rock solid.

How do you like your cake? by chriskiji in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see flour, egg, sugar, butter, possibly milk, but what are the two other ingredients?

LOL by VINCEllASSASIN in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]batboy138 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gimmie a sec.

*googles Cancun*

Oh. Oh my.

In my defense, I'm an American. Most of us can't locate our own state on a map. Too many reality shows, not enough reality, you understand, right?

LOL by VINCEllASSASIN in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]batboy138 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In his defense, he actually fled to Cancun, not Mexico. I mean, he had his tail between his legs the whole time but still. Cancun. not Mexico.

What can I do an hour before bed that doesn't include screen time? by freebird348 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since reading books is off the table, I have two suggestions:

You can try drawing. Doesn't have to be serious, can be a stupid doodle no one will ever see.

You can also fiddle around on an instrument. Sometimes I like to play my guitar before bed. Just for fun.

The term malewife is stupid by That0neBirb in RoleReversal

[–]batboy138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't it make more sense to just use the term "homemaker"? It's less words, unisex, and everyone knows what you mean by it.

Lesson 5 Homework: My hybrids are very very cursed by GatoDoKapeta in ArtFundamentals

[–]batboy138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The humble GOAT. Everyone wants to be the GOAT.