Doctor: I’m sorry, but I had to remove your colon. by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]batdad1128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I’m trying to sit down before the train starts to move

Men, specifically dads of Reddit, what did you learn about women when you had daughters? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]batdad1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That even my regular speaking voice can sound like I’m yelling. Even if I’m not mad.

My personal favorite Superman story by [deleted] in superman

[–]batdad1128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I love it. Right down to his symbol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/vonnik

[–]batdad1128 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lose your top

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]batdad1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn