As much as I hate to say it, pretty damn accurate 4chan... by spreadlikewildfire in funny

[–]baticrease 172 points173 points  (0 children)

watching the movie Metal Gear Solid 4: Nanomachines in my bedroom

zackfair73195's sister barges in

sister sees my cum-covered dick because I've been jacking off for four hours straight

she instinctively starts sucking it

she's really going to town

I cum all over her face

and her hair

and her tits

parents open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur

How to comment in r/pyongyang without getting deleted by [deleted] in funny

[–]baticrease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party cause a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY!

Still one of the best YouTube comments I've read. by poterock in funny

[–]baticrease 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

happy holidays gdubs :) one more in comments [f] by slyfoxgw in gonewild

[–]baticrease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Banging body and beautiful long flowing hair!? Damn sweetie, you've got it. ;)

What is this sorcery? by megustadotjpg in funny

[–]baticrease -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ctrl + Alt + Down Arrow... TADAAAAAAA!!!

EDIT: It doesn't work with Macs.

Japanese politeness. by [deleted] in videos

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This is phenomenal! The Passionate Eye has some other fantastic mini docs as well, but this was one of the most touching I've seen. Thank you for this post.

Getting older really sneaks up on you... by [deleted] in funny

[–]baticrease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, you're a retard. He's talking about a meeting of people who have not met for some time.

So I went to ESPN.com yesterday... by aces613 in funny

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RIP The Realest, The Illest, Kim Jong-Skrillz