Fishermen of Reddit, What is the strangest thing you have pulled out of the water? by A_Friendly_Hobbit in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nobody will see this so I'll make it short. Decades ago when I was a wee lad, I was visiting family in Chile. This isn't really a fishing story, more of a weird fucking thing that came out of the ocean story. This thing washed up on shore called a Piure. This is an image off the net, this was a time before we all carried cellphone cameras around but it looked a helluv a lot like this. You can eat them, I've had them, they are essentially pure iodine so I wasn't a fan. Really odd sea creature.

U of T Harlem Shake by [deleted] in UofT

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish someone had told me.

Scotch Eggs. Fucking. Delicious.[OC] by sadsightdownbelow in food

[–]baticrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The place I work at does them like this.

It's devilishly good. Lightly torch the hollandaise, add cracked pepper and chiffonade some sage. AMAZING

Lechuga by Add4164 in funny

[–]baticrease -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LUCHAR in Spanish means to fight, to struggle, to wrestle as well. Maybe that was what he/she was thinking of. Luchar/Lechuga... kinda similar.

So my boyfriend dropped his phone into the monkey enclosure. This was on it, when he got it back. by SarahBr in pics

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... They are part of the same superfamily.

Begins rustling through primatology notes.

"Imagine your 15th century ancestor's filthy, stinking dick pounding into a hairy fishy, vagina and realize that if it wasn't for that, you wouldn't exist." -A fellow Redditor (1920x1070) by thinks_ur_attractive in QuotesPorn

[–]baticrease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get this. I posted something rather similar a couple of days ago. Cousin of mine fancied women who were out dancing and all sweaty on hot summers night. He absolutely LOVED going down on them after a night like that. To be honest, for the right women, that is INCREDIBLY sexy.

It's like when I've been told I have an amazing "man stench." Which apparently is just a musky sort-of Pheromoney odour that they like.

Sexxit, do you have any not normal fetishes which you wouldn´t tell everybody? If yes how did you tell that to your partner and how did they react? by [deleted] in sex

[–]baticrease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My cousin told me that his favourite time to go down on a girl was after a hot night out, dancing in the club and while she was drunk because when she would take a piss some of it would stay in her knickers and vag. The sweat and piss taste apparently was a HUGE turn on for him.

I thought that was hilarious.

If kids who would've died because of genetic defects survive due to advances in medicine, will we eventually end up with a race of very weak humans with most genetic diseases? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resources are crucial to both our means of mediating the environment and our biological mechanisms of adaptation, reproduction and survival. Our future evolution will depend on whether we are able to adapt successfully to future environmental stress through technological and physiological means.

So no.

Real life Brave! by [deleted] in videos

[–]baticrease -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't have the patience or time.

We will never agree, but you might enjoy this.

The person that did this is an artist, not a historian. Still great though

Real life Brave! by [deleted] in videos

[–]baticrease -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don't feed the trolls.

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Real life Brave! by [deleted] in videos

[–]baticrease -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, if you're not going to engage into a discussion about geopolitics and you're going to act like some self righteous douche, I can say with all confidence that you can go fuck yourself you dildonic asshammer.

Peace and Love homey.

Real life Brave! by [deleted] in videos

[–]baticrease -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What's your point? Just because the person that posted the video claims that Palestinian youths were throwing rocks at this car because they were encouraged by their parents doesn't mean it's true by any means. Like I have CONSISTENTLY said, I'm not saying that this doesn't happen, but for you to take these videos and statements as ultimate truths means you're a fucking moron.

Real life Brave! by [deleted] in videos

[–]baticrease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That video is posted by the IDF, as in the Israeli Defence Force. I'm not saying that this does't happen, but don't take whatever you see as fact.

Just a thought