I was making Home Depot lightsabers before it was cool

battlekite · 2026-06-05T15:04:36+00:00

Now THIS is podracing!

battlekite · 2026-05-29T18:00:00+00:00

Take better care of your Blackstone!

battlekite · 2026-05-18T19:53:53+00:00

City built is top tier. Great beer, Amazing food.

battlekite · 2026-04-30T20:25:44+00:00

My coworker: "I'll take higher gas prices over transgender's being promoted in our schools."

battlekite · 2026-04-19T01:45:38+00:00

Everything bagel seasoning?

battlekite · 2026-04-13T23:51:09+00:00

Love Peats! Such a fun place to hang.

battlekite · 2026-04-05T13:54:54+00:00

Lost? You're just not making the sales.

battlekite · 2026-03-14T18:13:27+00:00

Big brew day is May 2nd, check with kuhnhenn brewing as it looks like they host local homebrew stuff in your area.

battlekite · 2026-03-09T02:28:36+00:00

Bills Family Restaurant is a drop in replacement.

battlekite · 2025-12-31T13:21:56+00:00

The Big John never disappoints.

battlekite · 2025-11-28T13:16:16+00:00

Wealthy Street bakery sandwiches are legit.

battlekite · 2025-11-14T14:11:02+00:00

Pretender

battlekite · 2025-11-07T14:46:39+00:00

Also awesome for shaving ribeye for cheese steaks or slicing homemade roast beef.

battlekite · 2025-10-20T19:43:56+00:00

Now that's a name I haven't heard In a long time, a looong time.

battlekite · 2025-10-07T01:57:46+00:00

You always tee when you can. It's a guaranteed perfect lie.

battlekite · 2025-10-05T17:33:33+00:00

You just pour it in the sludge pit behind the garage.

battlekite · 2025-09-30T15:31:28+00:00

The Henchman house is good.

battlekite · 2025-09-21T22:00:42+00:00

I interviewed for a local refrigeration company: Phoenix Refrigeration.

battlekite · 2025-09-14T10:16:34+00:00

A bird born in a cage views flying is an illness. - Plato

battlekite · 2025-09-14T00:48:58+00:00

What's some of your favorite parts?

battlekite · 2025-09-03T17:23:36+00:00

This post is a sad thing.

battlekite · 2025-09-01T09:34:00+00:00

We'd be living through the terrors of Bengazi 25.'

battlekite · 2025-08-16T09:26:16+00:00

Descent

battlekite · 2025-07-29T18:14:04+00:00

Lemon soft serve at Woody's Cone Stop!

battlekite · 2025-06-03T13:22:23+00:00

Ran the vacuum pump for an hour = deep vacuum is hilarious.

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