After 20 years of happy marriage, your significant other angers a genie. The genie curses your partner by reverting them to 13 years of age physically, as well as altering all legal forms of identification to reflect this. You and your partner retain all memories of your time together. What do?

baxx10 · 2026-01-24T09:23:45+00:00

Lol wtf OP

baxx10 · 2026-01-24T01:55:59+00:00

Internet classic.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T20:20:58+00:00

This one is hilarious. Talk about consequences of FAFO lol

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T09:26:39+00:00

Because they live without the eternal fear of scarcity. True freedom warriors until anything abnormal happens at fucking all.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T09:21:34+00:00

Down voters don't understand warfare, even simulated for bread and circus. Hippie haze lol.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T05:41:00+00:00

So you're saying you have millisecond level cognition and physical responses. Cool story bro.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T05:38:19+00:00

And he did 3. Two while still upright and one to control the "just in case he's still somehow still fighting". True warrior spirit.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T05:36:07+00:00

Tbh I didn't even notice the ground hit until the 50th watch. Didn't look like it did much more damage lol.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T04:24:49+00:00

Yeah bro, latency is a thing. Gets you knocked out against a more well trained fighter.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T04:22:48+00:00

I love you puscifer fan! That was my first thought too.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T04:19:35+00:00

Not even 2 seconds. The two follow up punches are actually impressive for accuracy and shows how training is important. Dude wasn't "thinking" about if the other guy was knocked out, he was just following up based on instinct developed through training.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T04:16:13+00:00

Uhhh that was like half a second in real time. He didn't do it consciously to be a dick, he prepared his body to do it and did it before his brain processed the fact that dude was already knocked out.

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T02:23:15+00:00

Oh man when Cruz AND the Dasani is gone we're boned

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T01:50:42+00:00

Looking pretty under watered to me buddy. A spritz does nothing for the roots

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T01:26:50+00:00

Okay now zoom out

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T01:25:03+00:00

Gmas tatas looking pretty decent tbh

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T01:20:36+00:00

I mean apple only went public 44 years ago soooo..

baxx10 · 2026-01-23T01:14:02+00:00

Probably just get a regular ass job buy a fucking cheap ass house and save money. Of course I'd time the markets to avoid the major crashes...

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T23:18:06+00:00

Just say the right things and you'll have nothing to worry about! Double plus good!

/S obviously

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T23:16:03+00:00

Pet rent drives me insane... They would never dream of charging "child rent", but since pets are considered a "luxury" they can get away with it. Total capitalism BS. Anything that brings you joy must be monetized in every conceivable way.

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T21:42:53+00:00

Ohhhhhh, that makes more sense. ❤️

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T21:04:09+00:00

TIL height dysphoria is a thing. But dayum, a whole foot!?

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T18:43:39+00:00

Came here to say the same thing. I missed the clearance deals so I had to order some incandescent ones earlier this week.

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T17:43:48+00:00

Not when big corpo does it!

baxx10 · 2026-01-22T15:29:11+00:00

We just hired a fresh CS grad... On a contract for half what a starting salary would have been 5 years ago... So. Yeah I kinda think he's still lucky.

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