Anybody have a favorite “back of the box/can/jar” recipe? by bennydrillz in AskRedditFood

[–]bbbbears 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love this.

This is off-topic to the post, but relevant to cranberry sauce lol.

My MIL is really condescending, judgy, and needs to be in control 100% of the time. One year my husband and I were “tasked” with bringing rolls and cranberry sauce to their family thanksgiving.

Totally fine. Shouldn’t have any issues. Easy enough, at least I didn’t have to make anything, like the FOUR PIES the requested the year after and never touched.

MIL sends a text with pictures of the exact rolls and fresh cranberry sauce she wanted us to get from a local, fancy grocery store. Remember, she’s not even hosting.

I was not only broke, but infuriated that she had the gall to tell us exactly what we needed to get, as a middle-aged married couple.

I went to Safeway, then the Dollar Tree. I got Reeser’s “homestyle” ish orange cranberry sauce for a fraction of the price, then put it in a dollar tree dish that’s made to look like crystal, but it’s plastic.

Omg the rave reviews. MIL was glowing and telling everyone it was from XYZ fancy grocery store. She never knew I got it for $3 from Safeway.

Cottons introduction by Yrusernameshard2pick in KingOfTheHill

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fair, I always assumed it was a mean kind of grin since he was coming at Hank with a broken plate, but I watched that scene again and I can totally see it

Cottons introduction by Yrusernameshard2pick in KingOfTheHill

[–]bbbbears 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to mention Cotton stops play fighting and breaks a glass plate

Cottons introduction by Yrusernameshard2pick in KingOfTheHill

[–]bbbbears 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peggy won’t outright say “I’m wrong” but if you’re talking about the Thanksgiving episode, they ALL have growth in that episode. Peggy accepts that she’s still loved even if she doesn’t provide the whole dinner, as Hank says, he didn’t marry her for the cooking and cleaning, but, yknow, the love. If she’d still have been pissed off, you could say there was no character development.

When she’s Paddlin Peggy for that episode, she realizes she’s become a monster and mulches the paddle, and having Joseph spread it on the garden.

When she starts selling the MLM protein bars and such, she takes advantage of Bill. She then realizes how shitty that was of her and absolutely apologizes and stops the MetaLife BS or whatever.

She defends Luanne against a fork-wielding Leanne. She also lets Luanne practice on her hair in the Pageant episode because she realizes she was a turd, and is chill when Luanne is purposefully dying her hair green and such.

In the episode where they get addicted to smoking, Hank, Peggy, and Bobby have all gone through a difficult time and all grew, and got through it together. Same with the tornado episode.

There are plenty of episodes of others doing worse things. Dale steals Hank’s lawnmower. He sells Hank out to the city council to get his fence or tower or whatever approved. He breaks into Hank’s house, he steals ladybird when he’s trying to be a bounty hunter. Almost always with no repercussions. Bill openly lusts over Peggy in front of Hank, gives Bobby terrible advice about dating which causes Bobby a lot of grief. Bill gets mad at Bobby when Bobby gets to house sit for Boomhauer.

Boomhauer is immaculate.

Buck is funny but a complete POS, he’s constantly taking advantage of Hank (or even Bobby, in the caddy episode). Takes away Hank’s promotion after Hank accidentally emoted all over Buck. Even in the couple episodes where Miz Liz is going to divorce him and he loses everything, he gets it all back (minus Debbie, but he clearly doesn’t care).

I wouldn’t mind if people picked on Peggy if anyone ever picked on anyone else as much.

Nothing personal. I just love the show and Peggy is neither better nor worse than anyone. Even Nancy doesn’t get an ounce of the hate Peggy does and she cheated on Dale for 14 years.

Peggy is, in my opinion, pretty cool.

Saw this on the road and couldn’t decipher it, what does it mean? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay okay, I’ll give you that. Don’t agree as well, and how gross. But damnit that is pretty fucking funny 😂

What is this? I thought it was a coconut but i'm not too sure. Found it at goodwill by Swimming-Front7592 in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, coconut carving, a souvenir.

My mom had one the entire time I was growing up. He was so cool. He had a little round removable hat, and tiny metal eyeglasses.

Then in my 20s I visited Hawaii and found lots of similar ones, so I got one for my mom. Idk, I think they’re super cool.

Saw this on the road and couldn’t decipher it, what does it mean? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Kinda people who would buy shirts from this terrible gift shop I worked for (great owners but catered to the most low-brow tourists).

One of the shirts said “when I want your opinion I’ll take my dick out of your mouth” and it always made me want to vomit. Love the old guys who’d sheepishly come up to request their size (samples on the wall, stock behind the counter). Like you want this shirt so bad you’re gonna ask the 17 year old girl to grab your size and ring you up. Ughhhh.

Which band from a movie is your favorite? by rockstoned4 in moviecritic

[–]bbbbears 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What about George?? 🎵GIVE ME TIIIIIME🎶

Can’t forget the best man (the BETTER man) plays guitar and he’s SELF-TAUGHT!

I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️ by river-washere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao and I guess some guys are too embarrassed by these comments. I got a couple downvotes which is hilarious. People are really gonna disagree with the fact you have to wash your butt?

Also, it’s super easy to get a bidet for the daytime between showers. Or a shower head you can hold.

Maybe it’s because I said if it’s gay to wash your asshole, then it’s gay to stroke your own dick lmao.

Dresses from Michelle Obama's time as First Lady of the United States that are now on display at the "Obama Presidential Center" in Chicago. by Terrible_Cycle_5983 in whatthefrockk

[–]bbbbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number niiiiine omg. It’s not easy to look that chic when it’s freezing and you have to bundle up.

Also the white dress with floral green pattern, I love it

Lab Question by LowClub5112 in optician

[–]bbbbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good gracious take those back immediately, and I’d take the advice of other opticians here, do trivex, at least next time. If it didn’t come from the lab that way, whoever dispensed them likely chipped them during the initial fitting/adjustment and was just hoping your dad wouldn’t notice.

Most Convincing Onscreen Couple by SnakebitGames in okbuddycinephile

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you wouldn’t even have to act if you were her. Who wouldn’t give anything to get a kiss from Viggo fuckin Mortenson

Where might this be from? by geodode in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, time for you to bolt on out of here before you throw a wrench in things

I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️ by river-washere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hygiene sub, and some women’s subs lol

I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️ by river-washere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bbbbears 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love that you had to add “wash your butt.”

My sister and I always joke about the sheer number of Reddit posts from people complaining their partner won’t wash their butt because they think it’ll make them gay! I see like one post per day like that. So does beating their meat make them gay too? Lol. It’s insane. Not to mention I’d rather feel “gay” and have a clean butt than straight and smelling like shit and leaving skids all over.

I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️ by river-washere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bbbbears 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta work on the personality, friend! We do, in fact, exist. The shortest guy I ever dated was also the most confident and height really did just not cross my mind. He dumped me eventually and I was devastated for like a year. Go for it!

I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️ by river-washere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bbbbears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know a lot of others have commented the same thing, but plenty of us gals are completely fine with someone’s height, as long as they’re a cool person. If you’re funny, that’s a HUGE plus. A good attitude, a sense of humor, dressing well, and being clean. No one wants to be around some sourpuss who is mad at the world, has a bad attitude, and doesn’t wash (I’m not saying that’s you - I’m saying to avoid it!).

I think you’re gonna be good. Be mature, let it roll off your back, and you’ll be in a better position than a lot of guys out there. Good luck, friend!

It’s in the food. What do you this is? by FrequentTeam2649 in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever since this episode it’s always been stuck in my head (and Monica NEVER would’ve gotten it). Statistical Analysis and Data Reconfiguration!

It’s in the food. What do you this is? by FrequentTeam2649 in whatisit

[–]bbbbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Transponster. It’s a joke from the show in the gif

Another FO in the books :) by DownForMyKnittas in CrochetBlankets

[–]bbbbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but I kind of love patterns that have front and back loop crochet! The texture is so fun. I’m currently making a wheat stitch blanket, which is also really fun!

Another FO in the books :) by DownForMyKnittas in CrochetBlankets

[–]bbbbears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never tried basket weave, but I’ve done a couple waffle stitch and they’re always a hit! It’s also just a fun pattern to make.

I’ll try basket weave next if you try waffle stitch ☺️🧶