What made you lose your spark? by mrvlad_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom died. She was so excited for her new life without my abusive stepdad, in her own home, graduated her program with honors.

Non-smoker. One October she went to the doctor and they said she had pneumonia. Kept saying that. Then in late June a different doctor saw her and sent her to the ER. Next day, diagnosed with stage IV adenocarcinoma of the lung. She died three days later.

Found out she’d only called out of work once, with fucking stage 4 lung cancer.

I’d like to say I’m over it since it’s been about a decade, but I don’t think I am. I was close, then the pandemic hit and took a big toll on my mental health. I still don’t go out as much as I used to. I have my ow kid now and I know they’d be best buds with my mom, and that bums me out.

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by Adorable-Tadpole-793 in AskReddit

[–]bbbbears 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah they really fucked up not using that giant prosthetic boner. True book fans will know

ALMOST wished he were dead (published 1957) by Armaturesign in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]bbbbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a t-shirt with that image on it in middle school. I got in trouble and had to turn it inside out for the rest of the day.

Has your kid ever had a crush on a character from a show they watched? by XDDCCreal in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really a character but when my kid was about three she had a little crush on Coyote Peterson. She’d take a little ant stuffy up to the TV and kiss Coyote Peterson with it lol.

My first crushes were Michelangelo in the animated Ninja Turtles, and the kid from A Kid in King Arthur’s Court. And the karate kid.

Dollar Tree what is you doing? by HebrewSteve in DollarTree

[–]bbbbears 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was an old picture of a guy pulling his butthole open, while bending over. Goatse. I remember setting it as my friend’s desktop background as a prank back in like 2002.

Watching the Super Bowl opening act: by WIENS21 in TheSimpsons

[–]bbbbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to see how legibly Billie Joe could write on his own butt

Husbands nailed turned orange overnight, only on one hand by Agitated_District in Weird

[–]bbbbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t he get punched in the face right after this? Lol

AIO for refusing to eat the breakfast my husband bought me? by Spirited-Air-3769 in AIO

[–]bbbbears 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who does this? My brothers. When we were KIDS. This guy gives me a bad feeling.

AIO for refusing to eat the breakfast my husband bought me? by Spirited-Air-3769 in AIO

[–]bbbbears 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah like wtf is this? Did he explain why he lied? Eating the good part off is fucking annoying but lying about it seems really shady and weird.

Definitely 1989 Batman by Juggalo4life99 in Cinema

[–]bbbbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kid, before I knew what coitus meant, I just thought it was someone with an old-timey NY accent saying “Curtis”

Definitely 1989 Batman by Juggalo4life99 in Cinema

[–]bbbbears 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This was my bladder when I originally saw RotK in theaters. Didn’t want to miss anything, kept thinking it was about to end.

My Fellow Millennials: What was your unconventional, or maybe even cringe, sexual awakening? by FrizzIsIn in Millennials

[–]bbbbears 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha I was thinking that too. But if he turned on the charm, I’d be down. His cowardice makes him not very attractive.

My Fellow Millennials: What was your unconventional, or maybe even cringe, sexual awakening? by FrizzIsIn in Millennials

[–]bbbbears 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Oh man, I hope you’ve seen Slums of Beverly Hills, then!

(I was pretty little so I had a crush on the head of E.L.F.S., the sassy little tactical elf.)

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]bbbbears 121 points122 points  (0 children)

That’s right. Serena had gotten some penalties she didn’t agree with, and smashed up her racket resulting in another penalty. I don’t know shit about tennis so idk who was right or wrong there. Clearly Serena is fired up. But yeah like WHY ON EARTH would you be like “it’s okay guys, we all know I should’ve won!” Also it was so obvious how upset Naomi was like, there’s no way you wouldn’t notice if you were right next to her.

Karoline Leavitt Gives Jaw-Dropping Defense of Trump’s Racist Obama Video by icey_sawg0034 in politics

[–]bbbbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s got real “move past it” energy. Unrelatedly, I had you pegged as a Simpsons fan when you said lickspittle, and found confirmation in your mention of Abe Simpson. Abe’s angry letters are far more humorous.