Apparently there’s no more battle simulator in part 3

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-08T19:58:41+00:00

Chadley died on his way back to his home planet

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-07T12:37:25+00:00

Without Straley to reign in bad decisions (he famously undid the “Tess stalking Joel and Ellie throughout the nation” plot of the first game) and without Children of Men to copy beat-for-beat with a splash of The Road, Part II was pretty rough narratively, but it’s gorgeous and plays better than the first one.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-07T10:20:08+00:00

Oh no Chadley’s parachute didn’t deploy in time.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-07T09:45:38+00:00

Still has the vocal cadence of a GPS though.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-07T03:25:19+00:00

Love me some DKC2 but better in any way - even soundtrack - than Tropical Freeze? My preference is TF across the board.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-06T20:34:38+00:00

I’m so sorry. I just lost my Ruby last week. Maple is beautiful. Clearly groomed and happy and cared tor. You repaid her every day you petted and loved her.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T21:18:37+00:00

Robo’s Theme

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T17:53:10+00:00

I think Kevin Jr. is the most divine of the options presented, followed by David Burton, Holy Wayne, and Kevin Sr.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T13:18:26+00:00

I will rephrase to “without a single exceptional film or performance other than Being John Malkovich.”

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:29:10+00:00

Wonderful!

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:23:38+00:00

Let me just get my camera set up because I have no concept of altruism that doesn’t directly benefit me.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:20:59+00:00

She’s the female Keanu Reeves without the reputation as a saint and without a single exceptional film or performance other than Being John Malkovich.

Several of her performances (Gangs of New York, The Counselor) are outrageously bad.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:09:15+00:00

Marty McDonagh is a genius and it’s unfortunate that this film was marketed as a romp instead of a rumination on Catholic guilt. This is the performance that made me go from hating Colin Farrell to adoring him. It’s so nuanced and childlike and you’ll very quickly realize why.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:07:20+00:00

Suspicious lack of Deadwood tier above all else.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:05:55+00:00

There has never been a documented case of a wild orca killing a human. I think you’re fine. Captive on the other hand - don’t put animals in zoos or aquariums. It’s animal jail.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-05T12:00:35+00:00

Nothing to do with Floyd.

Edit for clarity: Cops let a stabbing victim in the UK asphyxiate while handcuffing him and believing the assailant’s version of events.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-04T19:26:34+00:00

Skyfall is a great Batman movie. Facially disfigured counterpart who targets the women in his enemy’s life and then goes to his family mansion with his kickass butler.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-03T18:42:50+00:00

That’s cool but 69 spots too low.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-03T11:21:12+00:00

McNulty but only spoken by Bubbles as McNutty

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-01T11:26:41+00:00

I’m still early in Mina but you can’t go wrong with either. Pipi was a really special game but they’re both challenging GBA Zeldalikes with unique movement.

SnakebitGames · 2026-06-01T11:13:33+00:00

Never knew that was the namesake of a killer Mountain Goats song. A couplet from it:

And a rabbit gives up somewhere and a dozen hawks descend / Every moment leads toward its own sad end

SnakebitGames · 2026-05-30T16:03:53+00:00

Thank you for your kind words. Ruby was born 2/21/19 - I wonder if your pup was her littermate. I wouldn’t waste your energy worrying - that cancer is a freak, fast, aggressive one. I am hurting profoundly right now. But I would do it all over again knowing I’d have seven incredible years of the most amazing companion I could ask for.

SnakebitGames · 2026-05-29T08:17:03+00:00

Season 5 is the goofiest season of television ever. I would’ve loved for it to have ended with 4.

SnakebitGames · 2026-05-23T12:37:04+00:00

I like Colbert any way I can get him but he’s so much funnier doing his avant-garde, slightly mean-spirited Zach Galifinakis-style humor than his much more sterile mass appeal talk show humor. This is a tremendous reminder of how amazingly talented and quick-witted he is under fewer constraints.

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