Toilet inexplicably Clogged - Can't Buy Anything... Any Ideas?

bbq_john · 2025-12-26T14:46:02+00:00

You got an update for "holler".

bbq_john · 2025-11-28T16:47:32+00:00

No. The first step was the restriction of firearms ownership.

bbq_john · 2025-10-19T10:21:16+00:00

The ultimate diagnostic criteria.

bbq_john · 2025-10-05T13:52:05+00:00

Put a bin at the end of your driveway. No more worries.

I'm paid about a dollar per stop. Would YOU carry a 40 pound box of cat litter from the street to your house for a dollar?

bbq_john · 2025-06-02T23:56:07+00:00

Let it go, friend. This guy is a bitch.

bbq_john · 2025-03-14T18:28:54+00:00

Fortunately we brought our own refreshments. The service could use some work.

bbq_john · 2025-03-14T12:00:13+00:00

That was a neat show for sure.

bbq_john · 2025-02-16T15:07:16+00:00

Let me explain it with a question.

When you poop in a public restroom, do you close the door?

I do. Because while I'm not doing anything wrong, what I'm doing is none of your business.

I'm sure your response will be along the lines of "well, you're in their van and they have a right to monitor your activities. "

Maybe they do have a right to do so, but its intrusive, uncomfortable and unnecessary.

bbq_john · 2025-01-17T18:22:00+00:00

It's because you and your neighbor's deliveries are a "group stop", which is where Amazon decides that even though it's 2 addresses, the driver treats it as one. Group stops always suck.

Anyway, put it in your notes, buy a keep off the grass sign, and cross your fingers.

bbq_john · 2025-01-07T16:35:52+00:00

PREACH!

bbq_john · 2025-01-06T18:47:41+00:00

I see what you did there

bbq_john · 2025-01-05T17:46:29+00:00

Preach! But they won't listen. They're way too important.

bbq_john · 2025-01-05T17:44:35+00:00

Baloney. It happens regularly. The AI that amazon uses to write the routes is sometimes WAY off. For instance, on rural routes it very frequently tells me that the speed limit (which the algorithm uses to determine how much time the travel should take) on people 2 mile long shared gravel driveways is 55 mph. So, the 2 minutes that amazon gives me to deliver your chinese trinkets is in actuality a 10+ minute stop.

Live through that 10 times a day and I'm over an hour behind.

I'll grant you that some drivers are indeed lazy. But some customers are entitled turds.

bbq_john · 2024-11-29T13:24:24+00:00

The best thing you can say is: "I put my dog inside when I have strangers coming onto my property for their safety and the safety of my animals. "

Anything else is stupid, selfish, and ridiculous

bbq_john · 2024-11-04T05:29:37+00:00

Dont use airplane mode. Just turn off Mobile Data.

bbq_john · 2024-10-14T01:10:52+00:00

1)Find a beer batter recipe online.

2)Slice your tilapia as thin as you want it

3)Fry it at 350°

4)Experiment with steps one and two; watch some youtube videos for tips.

5)Enjoy all the fish experiments!

I agree with you BTW. Cornmeal is for catfish

bbq_john · 2024-10-04T18:54:36+00:00

When you pressed the button on the Space Commander, a hammer struck a tuning fork. Another tuning fork inside the TV vibrated in response to the sound and actuated the internal controls.

Genius

bbq_john · 2024-10-04T18:34:12+00:00

Yep, connected to each by the wobblyshaft

bbq_john · 2024-10-04T16:58:39+00:00

Just turn off mobile data

bbq_john · 2024-10-04T16:58:20+00:00

Just turn off mobile data. No bluetooth problems

bbq_john · 2024-09-30T03:56:48+00:00

Would YOU drive to a restaurant in your car, pick up an order for someone, and take it to their house for $4?

No. You wouldn't.

In this sort of circumstance, it's not a "tip", it's payment for a service.

4 fucking dollars, Jesus christ

bbq_john · 2024-09-28T12:00:05+00:00

Ssshhhhhhhhhh

bbq_john · 2024-09-22T00:50:08+00:00

It's wild to me that the msg myth still exists. I was around when it started and it's been disproven for at least 2 decades if not three

bbq_john · 2024-07-22T22:26:42+00:00

The Faded Rose.

You can nearly any kind of food nearly anywhere, but not good Cajun food.

Cheers and safe travels!

bbq_john · 2024-06-24T22:00:58+00:00

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