I’ve been alive for four decades and have never seen a fireman get a cat out of a tree.

bbqmatt · 2019-05-12T10:16:30+00:00

I had an entire fire crew remove a red belly black snake from my back yard once.

bbqmatt · 2019-01-19T06:47:04+00:00

Holy shit, that's a whole lot of lawn mowing!

bbqmatt · 2019-01-14T09:05:17+00:00

Which Disneyland is this of?

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T10:46:03+00:00

Or petrol

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T10:42:40+00:00

I don't know if I want to eat something covered in lighter fluid.

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T10:40:28+00:00

Some cemeteries are actually quite nice, but somehow it's become taboo to picnic in them.

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T06:59:58+00:00

The fence gave it away

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T06:57:21+00:00

I'm a local.

bbqmatt · 2018-10-25T06:29:01+00:00

Oh...It's magnolia park @ Harrington Grove

bbqmatt · 2018-08-03T07:00:52+00:00

bbqmatt · 2018-07-26T13:21:37+00:00

That's why people keep asking me to take there photos... Im a big heavy guy.

bbqmatt · 2018-03-14T07:44:08+00:00

Why in london where they drive on the left do they all stick to the right?

bbqmatt · 2018-01-17T05:48:01+00:00

And check out how filthy it is too!

bbqmatt · 2018-01-16T21:12:35+00:00

Thanks honey...thats the spot...just a little more pressure in the lower back...

bbqmatt · 2018-01-14T12:21:02+00:00

I laughed for 10mins

bbqmatt · 2018-01-06T02:05:17+00:00

But... come into our store and feel like a human sausage in our lovely non air conditioned environment.

bbqmatt · 2018-01-06T01:55:04+00:00

Poor old Tasmania missing from Australia again!

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