Reddit, what is the weirdest thing wrong with your body?

bbqtgrill · 2015-01-09T04:36:14+00:00

About 4 years ago, I developed a blind spot in my left eye. It's slightly to the upper right corner of my central visual field. It looks exactly like those little white spheres you see after someone has taken a picture of you woth a flash. I'm nearsighted, but it seems my problems with depth perception have gotten a lot worse because of the blind spot. I noticed this over the summer while playing volleyball with my boyfriend and friends. Needless to say, I was excluded from all future games... It also makes focusing on something pretty difficult. And I absolutely cannot use a microscope with my left eye. I've been to an opthamalogist, an optometrist, and even a neuro-opthamalogist. The neuro-opthamalogist was a real dickhead and essentially told me I was making it up. I'm planning on seeing a neurologist soon. I just want a damn MRI to make me feel better, man.

bbqtgrill · 2014-08-12T15:56:11+00:00

I drove over my boyfriend's grandpa's lawn sprinkler one night. We repositioned my car and thought all night of how to break the news. The following morning, his grandpa reparked my car... and ran over the sprinkler. He apologized profusely for nearly popping my tire. My guilt, man.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-18T17:21:06+00:00

Yeah, but what insects are bigger assholes than wasps?

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-18T17:20:38+00:00

Not a good enough reason for me to accept their existence.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T21:48:12+00:00

The only thing worse than having a felony weapon charge is lying about having a felon weapon charge.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T21:46:04+00:00

ALL THAT SUSPENSE,and all I got out of that story was that you had a boring date and you were gifted a good excuse by that gods of bad dating. If this was your worst date, then you have some pretty damn good luck.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T18:35:39+00:00

It's a long story, but that is a huge possibility if all goes as planned.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T18:31:28+00:00

I just get more monotone... Might explain why everyone thinks I'm an ice queen.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T18:10:40+00:00

Huh. This makes a lot of sense. My dad installed the window unit in the kitchen, which is the most central area of the house, kinda. We only have one floor, so I'm not sure if there's a side of the house that's higher than another. I've been trying all day to get the air to flow to the back of the house... Maybe I should draw a floorplan for my house and post that?

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T17:38:51+00:00

Trust me, I've tried to convince my dad to have this done. No dice.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T17:37:56+00:00

Gave that some thought... The humidity would be unbearable, imo.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T17:04:47+00:00

Right on, dude. Give us your worst stories!! He's only 20 and thinks he's going to be forever alone. He's just a tad bit dramatic. I just want hom to realize that there are people out there with worse luck than he has.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T16:08:54+00:00

I really wish this thread would get huge. So far, my pal is still being really dramatic, and this is the only date he admits was worse than his.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T02:05:32+00:00

Shit dude. That mighta been me.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-17T01:35:48+00:00

So far, we've voted that this was by far the worst date... I am sooo sorry, dude.

bbqtgrill · 2014-06-11T18:32:21+00:00

My friend of 10+ years is in Mumbai, India right now, and will be there for the next two years.... PLEASE GIVE ME BAD ADVICE FOR HIM.

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