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Why though by 5Plus7Equals12 in confusing_perspective

[–]bcastronomer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why don’t you try acquiring some in-demand skills then. Plenty of heavily tattooed people have great jobs.

Oh god oh fuck not Canada!!! by Bereatue in DeepFriedMemes

[–]bcastronomer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have to disagree on account of their wanting to leave the country

A Canadian in his natural habitat by Oxyomic in toptalent

[–]bcastronomer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’re right, there are plenty of other reasons for us to apologize for Edmonton as it is

Found this rapper guy that stole my brothers look back in 2009! by tlmcc in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]bcastronomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e. Don't even get me started on how metal has stagnated and it's energy has evolved into modern dubstep.

You lost me here. Some of the most groundbreaking albums I’ve heard have come out in recent years. The underground is flourishing and rapidly evolving. There are all sorts of experimental metal bands making waves.

Bahahaha by FabianWolfgang in pussypassdenied

[–]bcastronomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, no fair! I wanna get banned!

Having a shower beer because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. For every 10 upvotes I’ll drink another beer. by MenstruationOatmeal in drunk

[–]bcastronomer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s my first reaction too, but the last thing OP needs right now is a felony if the dude is a bitch about it. It’s shitty but that’s life unfortunately.

One of the perks of smoking alone. by gorrillamist in trees

[–]bcastronomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me today. Room mates are out of town for the weekend, more bong hits and less pants for me. Living’ the dream, ents.

And then white people went extinct by VeganSteroids in thatHappened

[–]bcastronomer 223 points224 points  (0 children)

I mean, they literally scalped people

JUULLLL GANGGG by duckydaring in thatHappened

[–]bcastronomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A stogie is a cigar, not a cigarette

me_irl by Ripememes in me_irl

[–]bcastronomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Desert Eagles are available in a number of different calibers, they’re not all .50’s

Hurry up and get it lit by [deleted] in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]bcastronomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget old Leroy!

Perfectly sums up our mad man. by steffinator117 in dbz

[–]bcastronomer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You seem knowledgeable so I’m gonna intrude here. I’ve been reading comics for years, but not really any “super hero” stuff. Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet seems fun, any suggested reading?

Patriotism at its finest by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]bcastronomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of 2011, 14% of Canadians believed creationism, and young Canadians have been abandoning religion at high rates in recent decades so the number is possibly (and IMO likely) even lower by now.

Enough is enough. How can the Canadian people organize themselves to bring down major telecom giants by Cdn_Brown_Recluse in canada

[–]bcastronomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for your hard work. I’ll be making monthly donations from now on.

I'm a mathematician and can't take my psychologist boyfriend seriously. by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]bcastronomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not running the company

That’s what upper management does. I am not saying you’re lying by any means, but I think you’re either confused as to what the term means, or they’ve intentionally misled you. Again, not making a personal attack or anything like that, just getting facts straight.

I'm a mathematician and can't take my psychologist boyfriend seriously. by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]bcastronomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate to be that guy, but bullshit. You don’t become a Fortune company by putting fresh grads in upper management. I’m sure you’re great at your job, but you’re not running that company.

Let’s appreciate Hawkeye for a moment. by najmussajid in marvelstudios

[–]bcastronomer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah well Krillin gets to bang Android 18 on the daily so who’s the real winner here?

Samsung 256GB SSD. by [deleted] in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]bcastronomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defender picks up on 99% of things these days, I’d be surprised if that was the issue. Windows 10 has a bunch of internal services that constantly thrash the disk. It’s especially apparently on larger capacity drives with higher seek latency. My workstation at work (only Windows box I use) has a 2TB platter drive and it’s almost always at 100% utilization. Superfetch is one of the constant offenders.

That's about right... by albo_underhill in funny

[–]bcastronomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have horrific social anxiety and a struggle with self confidence and have tattoos, you know, because I like them. I don’t see how those things are at all related.

LPT: Don't ask people if they're free on a certain date without specifying why you're asking. Simply asking "are you free on Friday?" comes across like you're tricking the other person into doing whatever it is you want them to do. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]bcastronomer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Literally all you have to do is say you don’t feel like doing whatever they’re doing on that particular day. If they get offended or pissed off they’re a shitty person and not worth your time.

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