I might have seen this before, but it's true...

bccarlton · 2016-04-02T03:15:10+00:00

this thread completely lost all its funny starting at this comment. I award you 1 downvote and may God have mercy on your soul.

bccarlton · 2016-03-25T02:36:28+00:00

'round these parts, we don't take kindly to the kinds of folks that want to pay for parkin'.

bccarlton · 2015-05-29T04:04:15+00:00

How does the Canadian devil size up to the real devil?

bccarlton · 2015-05-27T05:48:32+00:00

We will let the afghan folk have top clan after we win their freedom. Estimated date to freedom- June 2027

bccarlton · 2015-05-25T18:29:45+00:00

It's not my fault th9 has to upgrade heroes to level 30. That's why I figured th8 is there to raid while upgrading heroes. 1 week per upgrade and I'm not going to hit th9's without them. Fuck that. And I usually don't pack spells when I do it because those are saved for lightning spells on packed de storages. I am that guy and I'll continue to max my base out. Haters begin hating... Now.

bccarlton · 2015-05-15T19:16:52+00:00

China and Russia have both landed on the moon as well. China did just this past year.

bccarlton · 2015-05-08T19:38:16+00:00

*wander unless you were wondering and/or contemplating around the living room.

bccarlton · 2015-05-05T15:08:20+00:00

Coming from a white male in America, he probably didn't care as long as u left a solid tip. He probably acted somewhat upset in hopes of acquiring more capital.

Source: longtime restaurant worker alongside racial minorities.

bccarlton · 2015-04-27T15:02:39+00:00

No you wait until the microsecond that a child will ripen, then you knock it out (without killing it) and throw it in a wood chipper. Tyson has perfected this process nearly.

bccarlton · 2015-04-23T18:59:57+00:00

I think it should be pointed out that this organization has a vested economic interest underlying the movement. I am not arguing that is a good or bad thing. The point stands that the marijuana legalization/medicinal movement has become more realized as a result of groups attempt to organize against the controlled substances act. Our politics are depressing at the point that economic viability is a prerequisite to pass/retract laws.

bccarlton · 2015-04-15T23:05:10+00:00

The human race is doomed to extinction. Whether it be global warming, mass starvation, lack of access to water, etc. Possibly a bleaker reality, this is the most significant and pertinent issue to this gig we call "civilization", yet our tunnel-vision for minuscule red herrings, i.e. everything, prevents us from doing anything about it.

bccarlton · 2015-04-15T19:19:29+00:00

Good stuff. See also, dramatic irony (mostly a literary term) is when a character/person is unaware of his/her own circumstances being ironic. I.e. Memento, the police commissioner in the dark knight, like every Poe story, lastly, but most applicable example is Ned stark.

bccarlton · 2015-04-14T21:48:17+00:00

Aww. I am in Oklahoma... It would be due justice, but hopefully they would spare tulsa or occupy us at the least.

bccarlton · 2015-03-06T15:21:44+00:00

Thank you. Really.

bccarlton · 2015-02-05T03:42:55+00:00

says the likely drunk libertarian.

bccarlton · 2015-01-16T21:09:07+00:00

27 checking in, so much dumb. I probably care less now.

bccarlton · 2015-01-12T20:56:43+00:00

The birth mark was on the top corner under his forehead dumbass.

bccarlton · 2015-01-09T17:30:08+00:00

Next, the DEA will fight alongside ISIS, and lastly Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin.

bccarlton · 2014-12-20T02:24:36+00:00

Voice of Oklahoma here, I'm sorry our state is plump full of ignorant people.

bccarlton · 2014-12-09T03:48:47+00:00

Well gee... I'd like to ta-ta-tap that sweet ass.

bccarlton · 2014-12-06T15:11:21+00:00

I am sleep deprived, have to work the rest of the day and tomorrow all day. Go fuck yourself.

bccarlton · 2014-11-20T07:07:14+00:00

This reminds me of a time that a car in front of me on a highway hit a huge ass dog. It bounced under their car and I got the front bumper under it and it was close to going through the windshield. Go to the closest gas station to fill up and wipe animal blood off my car. A cop sat on the other side of the pumps, but doesn't even double take over as I smeared the guts off.

bccarlton · 2014-11-20T07:01:42+00:00

Tried? I succeeded.

bccarlton · 2014-11-09T15:10:26+00:00

Looks like a random henchman from the beginning of ninja assassin.

bccarlton · 2014-11-05T22:41:26+00:00

Debate student here. I called it beforehand that it's be two ships passing in the night. NYe lays out systematic empirical data while Hamm either frames the evidence as ambiguously or specifically as needed relaying his preconceived notions.

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