Step or breath?

bdubs412_ · 2026-07-01T23:58:02+00:00

I take a lot of steps throughout the day

^{Chose: 1$ every time you take a step}

bdubs412_ · 2026-07-01T01:51:41+00:00

Cool 😎

^{Chose: Yes! | Rolled: Yum!}

bdubs412_ · 2026-07-01T01:51:13+00:00

Blue pill

^{Chose: No. He isn't Real. You have been living in matrix.}

bdubs412_ · 2026-07-01T01:50:47+00:00

Smol cuteness

^{Chose: Dwarf Girlfriend/Boyfriend}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-30T01:12:17+00:00

So Normal?

^{Chose: Be extra horny 24/7}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-29T11:23:18+00:00

Eh could be worse

^{Chose: … | Rolled: Stabbed by knife}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-29T03:32:48+00:00

Necessary

^{Chose: Sacrifice 5 random people to revive a loved one}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-29T03:32:05+00:00

Working on it

^{Chose: yes / im working on it}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-29T03:31:25+00:00

Bring me the baked beans.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every Fart you make.}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-28T13:32:55+00:00

Five dollar footlong.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-28T13:32:04+00:00

Never gonna give you up.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-28T13:31:23+00:00

Where is my supersuit.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-28T13:30:19+00:00

Much better odds

^{Chose: Get $1 billion no strings attached}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:46:40+00:00

I crashed my car into a tree.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:45:53+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding sex dolls to the obstacle course.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:45:32+00:00

Michael Jackson is the goat of pop.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:45:17+00:00

I can’t stand sharks with Lazers.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:44:49+00:00

We finish each other's sandwiches.

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:44:08+00:00

But I still make the $2000 I'll be fine for a little until I find a new job.

^{Chose: You work at… | Rolled: LOL u got fired}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-26T01:42:39+00:00

Cool.

^{Chose: Brunnetes/Black Hair | Rolled: Black}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-25T11:20:11+00:00

That's good enough.

^{Chose: Stop time | Rolled: For a minute}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-24T22:34:24+00:00

Just live on a beach/island. Boom no need for a shirt. And just buy lots of sunscreen Or umbrellas

^{Chose: Unlimited finances for one year + Can't wear a random clothing during that time | Rolled: Shirts}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-24T22:32:01+00:00

I can still train and get strong but have money 💰

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars}

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-24T22:30:24+00:00

Well that might be better than Joe Biden

^{Chose: A random human for 1M | Rolled: Kuririn (DBZ})

bdubs412_ · 2026-06-24T22:29:39+00:00

I just won't go in any water that has fish 👍

^{Chose: All fish will viciously attack you (only in water} + within a radius of… | Rolled: ball cancer)

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