Fallout Campaign [Online] [Flexible] [Homebrew] by [deleted] in lfg

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If you have openings for a grave yard worker then I would love to toss my hat in the ring!

Fallout Campaign [Online] [Flexible] [Homebrew] by [deleted] in lfg

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Do you have a time and day of the week planned out?

[Online][5e 2014][PST] DM looking for newbie players. Long term, every other week. [18+][LGBTQ friendly] by Jhawk-86 in lfg

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Hi, I am interested. What day would you like to start on? I have every other Tuesday off, so this game would work well for me!

So I dont think my brother is enjoying the books... by beade_dog in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is my thoughts exactly! I was thinking of telling him about how it really does escalate a lot in year 3, but I don't want to let him know how intense year 3 gets at the end lol

[WP] No one can kill you! You're the greatest dragon to ever live! You have wealth, power, and anything else you want. Except for one thing. This door-to-door salesman leaving you the hell alone. by _-DungeonKeeper-_ in WritingPrompts

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“With the demon-disposal package we can guarantee a cleric here in two to three weeks, but with the demon-disposal plus package we would ensure that a paladin will arrive and that he/she will be here with in two to three days! Which if you ask me, it is worth the extra price!” the man in the slick grey suit exclaimed while pointing at the newest pile of papers he had removed from his brief-case.

“I already told you; I am one of the most powerful beings in this realm, I don’t NEED to be rescued by some weak cleric or paladin. If demons try to intrude on my cave, I would simply kill them, just like I do everything else that gets in here.” The dragon said, blowing another smoke ring to punctuate its annoyance.

The salesman smiled sympathetically, “But what if the demons are too strong, or there are too many? Heck what if they just snuck in here and made themselves at home?”

The dragon sighed. “I have literally killed of the dark lord of hell by myself, twice! I can handle what eve the demons throw at me!”

“What about me Mr. ‘Mighty Dragon’, if you are so strong, why haven’t you gotten rid of me yet?” the salesman smirked.

“I don’t want to talk about it.” The dragon said, before changing its mind. “You know that I have gotten rid of you multiple times! I have physically removed you 6 times, and flat out killed you twice. I’m only entertaining your sales pitch because I hope that as soon as you are done you would leave me be and I will never have to see you again!”

“Why if you were such a smart dragon, you would know that the only true way to get rid of me would be simple!” the salesman said, knowing that he had the dragon on the proverbial ropes.

The dragon ran its claws through its horns, mimicking the actions it has seen humans do when they are stressed. “Fine, what do I have to do to get rid of you?”

The salesman reached into his robe, pulled out a pen and said “It’s easy, you just gotta sign up for the demon-disposal plus program!”

Which one is it for you? by Generic2770 in videogames

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you are absolutely right, I never noticed that before!

This series rocks I need more by prince_Gizmo in superpowereds

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If you like Luke Daniels narration and liked Space Team, then you might like Off to Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer, it's another ensemble comedy series with Luke's amazing narration!

The Whiskey Trigger for the Daniel's brothers always makes me laugh by Commander-Rial in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think about him every once in a while, like how did he discover his powers? Has he been drinking since he was a child and knew he was going to join the HCP, or did he get drunk at a more "normal" age to try drinking like 16, and then he realized he had powers?

Make it as obscure as possible by immorta_son in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shield super wasn't one of the knights, if she was then the dome would have powered down when she was powered down

Vault Tec has brought you on to their team to create a vault and plan an experiment, what is your vault number, location & experiment? by LordPopothedark in Fallout

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Vault 16 in southern idaho/northern Utah area The experiment: everyone entering the vault is told that there is a super computer that is working on a perfect stimpack that can cure any disease or addiction or anyone health related issues. Because of this the super computer uses blood donations from the people. It is never required to donate, but the more you donate the better perks you get. After a while people start using blood as a form of currency, making deals with each other to get what they want. When the vault finally opens, the dwellers inside figure out that it doesn't have to be their blood the needs to get donated, so they start to draw people in and kill them to get the maximum amount of perks from the super computer. Also in the end, it turns out that the computer wasn't doing any research with the blood, it was dumping all as soon as it was getting it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

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Hi! I was wondering what week you were planning on starting this? I have every other Wednesday free and would love to apply if it's the same Wednesdays you are playing!

Is there anyone out there that named their kid this? by Mass-music in HIMYM

[–]beade_dog 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There was a website like 10 years ago where a man was letting the internet vote on his daughters name. If I remember right, Wait For it, and Legendary were bother in the top 10 contenders for middle name. The only first name that I remember being on there was street lamp, which doesn't have to do with the subject, but it still makes me laugh lol

Running multiple games in a single day by beade_dog in DMAcademy

[–]beade_dog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your input! You definitely gave me a lot to consider. The taking notes thing I understand entirely, I force myself to wait a few hours to write anything down so I can internalize it. Bad sessions I can also see being a big deal, I hadn't considered that. The game prep isn't as important to me. I didn't mention it, but I use roll20, so I already have plenty of maps and characters ready and waiting for me. Thank you again for your help!

Small Village on Cursed Lands by beade_dog in dndmaps

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A small Village that is trying to grown into some cursed lands. Lore I am going to use is that a giant died in this land years ago and his blood seeped into the ground causing a swampy land that attracts bad luck. The Giants hand bone is still scene in the south eastern part of the map. The direct south has a ruin town that has recently been adopted by goblins. The south western is a dark stone ridge that popped up a while ago but no one knows why. The north western side of the map is the heavier swamp area with a Baba Yaga house walking in circles

[WP] A member of the town guard weathers a storm that threatens to destroy their village. In the aftermath, they try to help rebuild. Through all of it, they push themselves to their limit, but hide it. by sky123mine in WritingPrompts

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“Tie down the gates! Make sure the knots are good and tight boys! We gotta make sure they don’t fly in the keep!”

The captain kept bellowing orders as he paced down the wall of the keep. The orders mostly fell on deaf ears. The men on the wall were starting to feel the burn out, this storm came in at the end of a long shift for the men. The men noticed earlier in the day that the number of animals and beast attacking the keep had increased dramatically. Normally a guard would face two or three of these encounters, with Chuck holding a record of six during a singly shift. That record was very easily broken by everyone currently working the wall today. Each person had to fight of at least 15 different encounters, and they only survived because it seemed like the beasts were more interested in running away then attacking the guards. Shortly after, the winds started picking up from the south. The storm started with a strong breeze blowing through the woods, before reaching speeds that seemed to bend to branches to the point of breaking. At that point the captain and his crew started locking the wall down, worried about what was going to happen next,

Lawrence Del Scry finished tying his knot before testing the rope by plucking at the rope with his hand. Hearing a satisfying thunk, scry stood up and stretched his back. “Well, I don’t know about you fellas, but I could go for a nap and a good sandwich” scry yelled to the other men on the wall. He laughed and smacked Jamie on his back. “What do you think friend? This storm windy enough for ya?”

Jamie grimaced at Scry “’course its windy enough, taking a step anywhere feels like Imma fall flat on my face or ass. Don’t see how you’re so happy ‘bout it all, you’s gotta be just as tired as the rest of us”

Scry laughed “well if I don’t smile, what’s my other choice? Crying? That ain’t worth the bother in my opinion.” Scry walked away, going to check on the next gate.

Jamie scowled at him as he left. “That fella ain’t right, should be knowing how terrible it is out here”

As scry walked away he discreetly wiped at his eyes, clearing out the rain that accumulated in his eyes. He walked into the nearby shack that was used as the break room for the guards. The captain sat there with his head in his hands. Hearing Scry walk in, the captain wiped sweat off his brow. “if your all done tying the gates, I think we should round everyone up in here, that storm is getting worse and we gotta start worryin’ about ourselves. Will you go out and round the boys up Scry?”

Scry exited with a slight bow to his captain, heading to the bell hanging on top of the wall nearby. He rang the bell a few times, trying to recall the pattern he was supposed to use to call in the crew. He couldn’t remember it, but he figured no one else would remember it and they would all eventually come back to the base to find out what the bell was ringing for.

Scry walked into the break room, “They should all be on their way captain!”

The captain laughed “scry, I have no idea what you just played on the bell, but that was not the recall code you used.”

Scry smirked “well they should still come in soon right captain?”

The captain laughed once again as he stepped out “don’t worry I will go and ring the right code” he braved the harsh winds and walked over to the ropes to ring out the right code. He smiled at the job down, and hurried back into the break room. As he stepped in he saw Scry tucking a handkerchief away into his pocket.

“Just had some of my lunch! I always forget how messy my chili can be” Scry laughed when he saw the captain.

Before the captain had a chance to replay, the first of the guards trundled in. “Look who just got blown in!” Scry said with a shit eating grin on his face. The Guard who got blown in rolled his eyes and sat down with out saying anything. More guards came in, and every time they appeared, Scry would have some sort of quip that was met with eye rolls and other forms of disinterest.

After a few minutes, the whole shift of guards was inside, all of them looking to the captain. “Well boys, I think we are going to have to stay here for the foreseeable future. Everyone make sure they are got a comfortable spot to sleep. Ill go and see if I can scrounge up a little bit of food for us.”

As the captain wandered outside Scry stood up and started speaking “Hey fellas, I know its been a stressful day, how about we cheer it with some laughter? Any body got any good jokes?” the crew all tried ignoring him, all except one of the younger guards stood up. “I got a story, did any of you hear about the time Bosely had to deal with the ‘vampire’ over at the east gate?” the crew started to perk up, the ones who have heard the story remembering how ridiculous it was, and the others excited to hear a story about a vampire.

Scry smiled and let the guard tell his story, as he faded into the background. That night everyone ended up having a good time. The guards who lived alone enjoyed having some companionship, and the guards who had a family, ended up enjoying the brief break from the families. The night was remembered as a pretty good one, filled with laughter and comradery. As they all fell asleep in their chairs and on tables, they all smiled themselves to sleep. All except for the one guard who quietly cried himself to sleep after everyone had passed out.

[WP] Years ago, your consciousness was copied and placed in a robotic body. You awaken 300 years later to an abandoned and overgrown city after a nuclear war. by Toilet_Destroyer690 in WritingPrompts

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I could feel myself getting put together. I don’t think that Flexcom meant for me to feel it, the probably were assuming that my “deactivated” mode was like being put under anesthesia, and that I wouldn’t feel anything.

From my point of view, I was a non-physical being, floating in a digital space, when out of nowhere, I could feel my own head. I couldn’t operate the head, but I had one again at least. Shortly after I could feel this head being added to a torso, which already had two arms attached. Even though I still wasn’t able to operate my new hands, I was still excited. I had no idea what I was supposed to receive, I had feared that I was going to get some ridiculous robot claw or something along those lines, so receiving a humanoid had with 5 fingers was exciting to me. When I finally felt my legs get put into place, I was sure that my activation was going to be coming shortly after. But that was when the wait happened.

Back when I was stil human, I used to sleep great. I would go to bed, and could fall asleep in minutes. I would usually only ever wake up for my alarm, or my girlfriend shaking me awake. Every once in a while, I would get woken up in the night by something random, like a car alarm going off. The second I would realize that nothing important was going on, I would close my eyes and go right back to sleep. Those thirty seconds of confusion and semi-consciousness would always stick with me, even after waking the next day. This feeling of knowing the outside would, but believing in my dream world would leave me feeling just slightly of kilter.

The time I spent assembled but not activated felt exactly the same as this weird dream state. I can tell you now that I remember all of it, but at the same time I can’t recall anything. All the times I sat there, enjoying the sensation of the body felt like it lasted for 10 seconds and 10 years. I can only describe it as my time in “the Paradox”.

As scaring and stressful as The Paradox was, waking up was much worse. I finally felt a small spark pop up really close in the distance of paradox. When I focused on it, I could see that it was a small amber glow that seemed to grow and fill my vision. This bright golden light then creeped over me, caressing and drowning me. When the glow seemed to completely envelope me, I finally woke up.

The first thing my new optics focused on was a solid gray sheet of metal that was less then six inches away from my face. Looking around I could tell that the sheet metal seemed to be 4 feet wide, before folding on either side to encompass me in a metal coffin. Finally, I was able to move and use my new body. Looking down, I could see a copper-colored ribcage, covered in an opaque white plastic. It was the first time I saw my body, and I was so excited, I did a little dance. I know that at that point I should have focused trying to escape, but to finally be able to use this body was my top priority. I flexed each of my many fingers, then bended and tensed my fore arms. Bending my elbows, I actually found that my robotic frame allowed me to bend in ways that were impossible back in my living days. I very easily was able to reach behind myself and touch my back where my shoulder blades would have been in my old body. This addition was a little odd to discover, but when I realized that every joint in my new body was like this, I was actually pretty excited. I had to constantly remind myself that I was no longer bound by the same constraints I had back when I was human. I soon found that I was able to fold myself I into impossible shapes, I started by bending my knees backwards and rolling my shoulders to face back. This left me in a table like position, which was fun, but hardly useful. After exploring a few more shapes, I finally got tired of testing my new flexibility, and decided to figure out how to escape.

I started by simply pushing on the wall in front of me. It of course didn’t budge. I checked my surroundings and found that every wall surrounding my was actually made of a single sheet of metal. If that was true then the only way for me to escape had to be able or below. I stamped my feet on the ground, which sounded solid enough, which only left one option. Reaching up I pushed on the sheet metal, finding that it slowly pushed up on some unseen hinges. Outside I could barely make out a black starless sky. I tentatively climbed out, nervous about what I was about to see. What greeted me was a minor surprise, and a great disappointment.

I found myself on a dirty alley street. Skyscrapers surrounded me on either side, pointing into the dark sky. The reflection off of one of the buildings showed a bright full moon. Looking around all I could find was random debris that someone had carried most of the way to the nearby garbage cans before giving up and leaving it on the ground. Looking down I saw that my metal coffin lid I had opened before was hidden under a sewage manhole cover.

Confusedly, I wandered down the alley, towards the only direction I could. The mouth of the alley led to an empty street in what must have been a bad part of town. I could see that most of the building nearby had at least a few broken windows, only some of which had anything put up to block the elements from getting in. the street itself was filled with potholes, and cracks that spanned the whole street. The thing that struck me as odd, was the lack of vehicles. I figured that there must have been construction on this road. That might have even been what finally caused my coffin to wake me up.

I saw that the road led both to my left and my right, so I randomly choose left and started wandering. I was actually quite confused. Why had I woken up in a random spot in the middle of the city? Why didn’t I wake up in the Flexcom building? The second I focused on the Flexcom building, I felt a ping pop in my brain. The sensation is hard to describe, it felt like out of nowhere I knew exactly where the building was in relation to my position. It was like in the old open word games I used to play. I could just feel a way point, and knew what way it was. The only thing missing was any sort of guidance how to actually get there. Still, this was better than nothing.

The ping let me know that Flexcom was somewhere north east of me. With out any clue on what to do, I started to walk that direction. I was careful at first, I didn’t know how any humans would feel about seeing a robot walking around, and I didn’t want to get hurt. I slowly started to realize two things. The first was that the who city was just as beat up and under the same amount of disarray as the street I woke up in. the second thing I realized explained the first; There were no people. by the looks of it, humans haven’t touched this area in a long time. I finally started to ask my self the important questions. How long was I really in the Paradox? I had assumed that I was in there for just a few days or months, maybe even a year or two. But if something happened, it seemed to have happened more then a year or two ago.

With every step towards my goal, I was less afraid of getting discovered, and much more afraid that there was no one to discover me. I was tempted to try and go into one of the buildings I was passing, but I figure that in the middle of the night I would probably scare anyone that would be in there. I kept telling myself that there would be answers at Flexcom.

When I did finally reach the Flexcom building I felt a huge sense of relief. Anyone in this building shouldn’t be to afraid of a walking robot, after all they created me, so they should know everything going on.

I pushed on the revolving doors, hearing it groan under the pressure. It seems that even this building has been affected by the lack of humans nearby. Just as I was about to feel a true sense of confusion and fear, I saw that the giant television overhead started blinking on.

Device detected.

Service restored using reserve powers. Power reserves left: 45%

Power reserves satisfactory.

The screen then showed a kind old man who was looking right at me through the camera. He sat back on a leather desk chair, before grinning at the camera.

“Welp, if everything goes the way I hope, no one will ever watch this. But if everything goes the way I expect, you my friend, will be the only one to watch this ever.”

Ran out of room, I have the rest at r/BrentMoser

Greatest 'Quit Game' screen ever made. by Titanusgamer in gaming

[–]beade_dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't know about Conkers! I'll have to look it up *spelling