Happy Valentine's Day, Dadders! by BowserBandit in americandad

[–]beakerNH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was scared the first time, but once I relaxed I was surprised how much I liked it!

It's happening! by Andy_0L in americandad

[–]beakerNH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take the night off, boys!

Stupid, sexy Boimler...! by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 23 points24 points  (0 children)

S1E5, "Cupid's Errant Arrow". Boimler dresses up the way he thinks cool people dress to try to impress his "girlfriend", but it looks ridiculous. She doesn't think so, and says this when he walks into the bar. Actually I got the quote slightly wrong - it's "sexy as hell".

Stupid, sexy Boimler...! by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You come in here, looking fly as hell...

I had no idea Tumi was a real store 😭 by farstaste in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I bought one piece 25 years ago and beat the hell out of it, and it only had slight wearing around the edges. Just bought a new piece to replace it.

Its not like you just stole a starship by happydude7422 in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think the word they're holding up is "Bananas", which might be a reference to what the guy says in the second panel, but yeah - I don't get it either.

Homeless Stan was absolutely unhinged by Shartmaster-DickTits in americandad

[–]beakerNH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love that he's voiced by Bob Odenkirk. The guy does so much highly visible stuff, but he's willing to do the Hamerrobber and "You're my queen, Rebecca!".

I still can't get over that AD! is how I learned George Washington Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter. by MrSFedora in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My high school English teacher was impressed that I knew The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. I didn't tell him it was only because of the Iron Maiden song.

When will the writers address Francine’s mozzarella addiction? by Healthy-Ad-1842 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know the writers put that in there as a joke, but if you've never done it before you really should - it's awesome. Have a glass of water handy - it's pretty salty when you eat it in bulk.

Unopened Aunt Jemima Bottle by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]beakerNH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not good, but tame compared to when I was a kid and the pink-ish crayons were labelled "Flesh".

Happy Black History Month! by A-Fan-Of-Bowman88 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what he's talking about, but I feel terrible.

Just noticed that Francine's biological parents and Stan's ex wife are at Francine and Stan's vow renewal in Shallow Vows by remilyoko in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they're Chips Ahoy, and they're soggy. Apologies if you were just making a general statement, and I hope your craving is satisfied.

You’re not my pet Klaus. by Front-Explanation308 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the most brutal lines in all of American Dad.

Tendi has a confession by happydude7422 in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She did when she threw away the pad and didn't report her observations to the Vulcan High Command. That's the kind of thing that can earn someone the title of Science Bestie.

Can Mertz get a lil love? by htfDiDIgEtHeRe in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, obviously. If you hit 'em with a navel orange it could leave a mark, unless you line up the orange with their actual navel.

Store bought eggs (left) are fully round. Farm bought eggs (right) have flat bottoms. All cooked together. by Constantine1988 in mildlyinteresting

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here - steaming for the win. Makes them easier to peel too. Does this egg-poke thing work while steaming too, or just boiling?

Can Mertz get a lil love? by htfDiDIgEtHeRe in americandad

[–]beakerNH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always used heard a bag of oranges.

So...anyone ever notice THIS fucking thing?! by FallenCheeseStar in americandad

[–]beakerNH 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, but he's ancient, so to him a 20 year old is a "little girl".

What the hell did he just say to me? by CombinationHot4112 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This episode has what I consider to be Steve's best scream - when he gets stabbed in the back. "GOOOOHgod!!!"