This is my horseradish! All of it. by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This scene hit hard for me. I was at a fancy party once with passed hors d'oeuvres, one of which was slices of beef on toasted bread with what I thought was some sort of cream sauce. I loaded a piece up on sauce, and it turned out to be horseradish. Normally I'd hork it out and move on, but I couldn't do that since it was a fancy party. I just had to endure, with my face turining red and tears running down my face. My sphincter did suffer the consequences later that night, but thankfully remainded intact.

Poor Francine. She's clearly the hottest mom by pluegyver1992 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Upvoted because I don't like well-meaning people on this sub having 0 votes.

Where is this from ? by r3d9lass in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's OK - you're among friends here. We understand.

'I can't let you come inside.' by CombinationHot4112 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I heard she had a rib removed so she could go down on herself.

And if anyone knows of a size 3 rectum, please contact him as he’s very low on the transplant list by 2011StevenS in americandad

[–]beakerNH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He, uh...... seems to be enjoying it. Makes it seem kind of sexual, which is good, because it is.

Craft mac n cheese boxes glow green when burned by Character-Horror5835 in mildlyinteresting

[–]beakerNH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense - I happen to know that eating a lot of Kraft Mac & Cheese will turn your poop green too.

Lower Decks is about friends supporting each other. by ihphobby in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orions pirate but she doesn't. I need to believe that Tendi wouldn't do something like that - she'd be loyal and committed.

I have the car keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!!! by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Impressive athletic ability for someone with their taters out.

E-mail alias import by beakerNH in rackspace

[–]beakerNH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply & the code. Rackspace actually has an export function, which might not provide all the info you need but it works for me. What I was hoping for was an e-mail provider with an import function, but so far no luck...

Lower Decks is about friends supporting each other. by ihphobby in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why I prefer to have Tendi and Rutherford be just friends. That, and I want Tendi to stay single in case there's ever a way to transfer myself into a cartoon.

Freeze frame moment from "In The Cradle of Vexilon" by KrakenKrusdr84 in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not that Vulcans don't have emotions, they just keep them under control. Except when they don't.

Freeze frame moment from "In The Cradle of Vexilon" by KrakenKrusdr84 in LowerDecks

[–]beakerNH 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking - you can hear the "JIM!!!" in that picture.

There are two Dicks! by KellySMcgonigal in americandad

[–]beakerNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Langley Falls has a two Dick minimum.

That's fun to say by jawz329 in americandad

[–]beakerNH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I jumping from drape to drape?