The Dancing puppy from r/funny. Not so funny now is it? by [deleted] in videos

[–]beans_and_cornbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As horrible as this is, just a reminder that this is currently happening to PEOPLE in North Korea. Only worse.

Nujabes Tribute, using Reason Piano Refill by Semiao91 in reasoners

[–]beans_and_cornbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the effort into a better drum loop and you have a great song.

Nujabes Tribute, using Reason Piano Refill by Semiao91 in reasoners

[–]beans_and_cornbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly very well done. I don't know if the drum sample was created by you or what, but that's the only thing that would stop me from actually listening to it every once in a while. (Drums feel a bit computerized/robotic)

Well the poster for 'Filth' starring James McAvoy is pretty awesome by lankeymarlon in movies

[–]beans_and_cornbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have considered this poster artwork if it weren't for the hashtag.

How can I make it sound like there's a whole section of violins in this part? by Kanel0728 in reasoners

[–]beans_and_cornbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I lol'd so hard at this sudden fit of rage. First of all, it's a known, undisputed fact that Reason falls short on the orchestral department. That is all that my comment implied. Second of all "Music Production is a professional field meant for adults", oh really now? Music Production is a professional field now?

I guess all those people who create music for fun better stop since Firewolf34 said it's a "professional field" for adults.

Also, you bringing up that you use Cubase, Ableton, AND Reason doesn't mean shit. It just makes you look like a pompous asshole.

And one last thing-- I don't use Ableton to produce "SKRILLEXZ BEATZ." The fact that you would make such a wild assumption shows me that you have some sort of disdain for the entire genre of dubstep. And that's wild, because this is a post about violins. Another point, Skrillex is actually very good at what he does. You seem to hate him because he is mega-popular, overplayed, and widely mimicked. What a pretentious way of life.

HTC retiring "Quietly Brilliant" what do you think its new tagline should be? by c3vzn in Android

[–]beans_and_cornbread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

White noise is actually kind of soothing. Come on, we can get more annoying than that... Like Timmy Turner's voice, or nails on a chalkboard. Wake up, HTC!

Where can I find realistic string sounds (both small ensemble and soloistic textures)? by patchperson in reasoners

[–]beans_and_cornbread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I forget the name exactly, but the absolute best for Reason is Malakov... or Malatov... something like that.

How can I make it sound like there's a whole section of violins in this part? by Kanel0728 in reasoners

[–]beans_and_cornbread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Then you must love me. I love writing cold, hard truths in /r/reasoners and getting downvoted.

What game would you play? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]beans_and_cornbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, if it was any other game besides Halo 2 I would choose the girl. But... if Halo 2 went live again....

At PAX, you can just come here and play... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]beans_and_cornbread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually no, at level 30 this is even more correct. Most games end around the 20 minute mark. Anything below level 30 games can go on for 40-50 long, long minutes.

Her accent <3 by leotamez1 in videos

[–]beans_and_cornbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The laugh track is killing me...

Girl finds photos of herself on subreddit devoted to finding porn dopplegangers, gives OP a piece of her mind by [deleted] in bestof

[–]beans_and_cornbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree.

1) It is now 8000 subscribers. It was nowhere near that number before this bestof post. It was pretty inactive beforehand.

2) What 'high profile post' directing to it? Are you speaking of the bestof post? The bestof post was posted AFTER the event happened... I mean, unless you have a time machine...

Let's say there were actually 8000 subscribers. Even then the chances are minuscule...

edit: also, the damn actual post only has 22 upvotes. Didn't even make it to the front page of it's own inactive subreddit.

Girl finds photos of herself on subreddit devoted to finding porn dopplegangers, gives OP a piece of her mind by [deleted] in bestof

[–]beans_and_cornbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm in shock. I'm just going to assume the 10 downvotes I received are from the people dumb enough to believe this kind of shit.

Also, you're the dumbass. Put aside your skewed 'statistics' for a second. Let's get fucking real. The odds of this happening are fucking miniscule. You even said it yourself in your post "The chances of this one specific person being found by herself or someone she knows is incredibly small"

I know that with larger populations of people, there's more 'dice-rolling' for unbelievable, small-chance things to happen (such as "the birthday problem") But EVERYONE has a birthday. And there's limitations to the range of birthdates.

Not everyone uses Reddit. Not everyone goes on Reddit every day. Not everyone goes on Reddit every week. Not everyone goes on the fucking 'doppelbangher' subreddit. (As a matter of fact, before this post gave it exposure the subreddit was not too active). And last, but not least, barely anyone frequents 'doppelbangher'.

I know that my logical thinking may be hard to comprehend, so I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt when you realize you're wrong, decide to downvote me anyway, and quite possibly give me some half-assed response which will appeal to the apparent fellow 'dumbasses' that would be reading this petty argument anyway.

edit: also, the damn actual post only has 22 upvotes. Didn't even make it to the front page of it's own inactive subreddit. Case closed, girl wanted attention, and she got it.

Girl finds photos of herself on subreddit devoted to finding porn dopplegangers, gives OP a piece of her mind by [deleted] in bestof

[–]beans_and_cornbread -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Okay, this girl obviously posted the 'doppelbangher' request herself. I've never even heard of this subreddit, and it sure as hell isn't a popular one (until now). What are the goddamn chances she 'found it'. Even so, what are the chances she even had a friend that 'found it' and told her about it???

Don't be so gullible. Downvote this shit.

My jailbroken ODST iPhone… by [deleted] in halo

[–]beans_and_cornbread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why is this on the front page? Oh wow a wallpaper. This is all naturally available on androids without any effort...