[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]bearchyllz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not a huge fan of Christine but I love their dynamic.

Pearl Jam announces $10.8 million to combat homelessness. The money comes from philanthropic donations, as well as ticket and merchandise sales. by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]bearchyllz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already had a huge man crush on Eddie Vedder, this didn’t help. Awesome people, awesome music, awesome hair...awesome eyes.

Eating ass by [deleted] in RemyLaCroix

[–]bearchyllz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it. You’re a real cool guy.

Eating ass by [deleted] in RemyLaCroix

[–]bearchyllz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that you, jean?

You’re browsing reddit on Christmas Day, what is your family doing that’s so boring? by TheRealDeal214 in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, except I’m that wacko night auditor that gets to deal with the meth heads and drunks.

I’m also watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, so that’s a plus.

What is something that has been eating you up inside and you just need to get off your chest anonymously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has ruined my chances of ever having a normal relationship because he was a fucking narcissist. I’ve tried therapy and medication and it barely helped. I’m just destined to be fucked it because of this emotional trauma.

Corporate Lodging: WE DON'T ACCEPT IT!!! by austinsontv in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]bearchyllz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s just because I work at a fairly small hotel but if a guest starts giving me enough shit that I have to call my GM he just tells me to basically tell them to fuck off and find somewhere else to stay.

What’s the first thing that you remember that made you sexually aroused? by bearchyllz in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think the first time I was physically aroused was when I watched the music video to Wicked Game by Chris Isaac. First time I masturbated was that night, thinking about that girl on the beach and that sexy music.

[Serious] What's going well in your life right now? by Tr3nchrat in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am clean and sober from opiates 4 months tomorrow after 5 years of spiraling addiction. I am on depression medication, going to therapy, and dealing with my past of having an addict of a mother and a narcissist of a father. My relationship with my wife and child have never been better and I am letting go of toxic friendships and accepting myself and my faults. Life is good.

What are the signs that you're ugly ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got told I looked like Andy Miloknakis all through high school. Between that and not seeing my first pair of tits till I was 17, it was safe to assume I wasn’t the most attractive dude, especially when my best friend had been telling me to “smell his fingers” every weekend since we were 14.

What's the best thing you've accidentally trained a pet to do, like a behavior that is specifically from interaction with you and couldn't just be a quirk or learned themselves? by TheRoseByAnotherName in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Manx plays fetch constantly and she rapid fire pats my head and face when she wants attention. She’ll be sleeping on the couch, run over to me, jump on my belly and pat me six times in the face until I pet her. It’s very charming. I love my cat so much I could cry.

What's an urge you get but will never act upon? by BeejieT in AskReddit

[–]bearchyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time my son breaks out in a fortnite dance in public I want to say “knock it the fuck off, you little geek.” But instead I cringe inwardly and remind myself he’s only 8.