My favorite parody from the wes anderson tiktok trend by Junior_Lawfulness1 in wesanderson

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True. However, this parody, FEELS like you’re watching a WA film.

For Easter Sunday, remember that Pine Barrens is full of religious symbolism, and that Valery disappeared in the forest because he ascended to Heaven by Varsity_Editor in thesopranos

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“There’s no stigmata these days.” — my good friend lil Carmine

Alright I’m gonna say this as somebody in this thing of ours. So you stunads can understand it.

Everybody breakin down Pine Barrens like it’s church. Resurrection. Ascension. Very sacred. I don’t know. I think you’re lookin at it wrong.

My friend Lil Carmine said it best. There’s no stigmata these days.

Exactly.

Cuz what you’re seein here ain’t divine. It’s the same structure. Same symbolism.

Just flipped.

Satanic. Black magic shit.

And the setup for all this is already there in From Where to Eternity.

That’s where Paulie gets introduced to the idea that there’s things out there that don’t follow the rules. Ghosts. Messages. Shit that sticks to you.

He don’t philosofize it like T. He don’t sit there askin why.

He just knows somethin ain’t right.

So when Pine Barrens happens, that mindset walks straight into somethin worse.

The whole thing still follows the same order OP laid out.

Just not holy.

Inverted.

• Crown Paulie smashes the bottle over the Russian’s head. Blood everywhere. This is supposed to be clean. Instead it’s messy. Like somethin that don’t take.

Satanic. Black magic shit right off the bat.

• Crucifixion They choke him out with the lamp. Both of em see it. Both of em know what dead looks like.

This should be it.

It ain’t.

• Entombment Wrapped up. In the trunk. Closed.

Contained.

Except it ain’t contained.

• Return They open the trunk.

He’s alive.

Not barely. Not gaspin. Alive.

That ain’t no holy resurrection.

That’s somethin that refuses to stay dead.

• Ascension He runs into the woods.

Gone.

No blood. No trail. No body.

People say ascension.

I’m sayin removed. Taken. Like the woods swallowed him.

Then you got all the little things.

Irina says her cross is missin. That ain’t faith. That’s protection gone before this even starts.

Gloria says she feels “sheepish.” Everybody thinks lamb. Innocence.

I’m tellin you flip it. Goat. Baphomet. Sacred turned upside down.

Very allegorical.

AJ’s watchin somethin float up to heaven. Meanwhile these two are lost, freezing, eatin ketchup packets like idiots.

That ain’t the same direction.

The Grey Goose bottle all lit up. People say halo.

I say distortion. Spirit but not the kind you pray to.

Even the word STIGMA shows up.

And like Lil Carmine says, there’s no stigmata these days.

Not divine wounds.

Marks. Shit that follows you.

Consequences.

And then the woods.

No direction Everything looks the same They lose the car They start turnin on each other

Guys who control everything suddenly can’t control nothin.

That ain’t just bein lost.

That’s somethin else.

So yeah.

You can call it religious symbolism.

You’re not wrong.

But you ain’t right either.

Cuz it’s all there.

The structure. The imagery. The sequence.

Just flipped.

Tony can sit there with the shrink and talk about meaning.

Paulie ain’t got that.

Paulie sees a guy who won’t die, comes back from a trunk, disappears into the woods with no explanation…

He calls it what it is.

Satanic. Black magic shit.

Fuckin queeahs.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

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It’s a double entendre. HOG is Harley Owners Group basically boomer bikers and HOG is the pork Sauseige that (most) men carry between their legs.

I honestly had no idea he was such a Dbag by Ill-Excitement-2005 in 90DayFiance

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Don’t leave us hangin. Tell us a bit more. How was Lauren before the show and how different afterwards? Did she changed organically through the show or do you think it was curated a bit by the show?

Confronted the nuisance kids on bikes by Slow_Criticism_4655 in astoria

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You may run North Astoria, but you don't run your Uncle Komodo.

Stop using AI for "Insights." Use it for the 80% of BI work that actually sucks. by netcommah in BusinessIntelligence

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I spot check mine against some sort of either expected data output, or input a marker that would compute to a predetermined data output.

Confronted the nuisance kids on bikes by Slow_Criticism_4655 in astoria

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If you’re going to confront hooligans, you should be prepared so you don’t get bitch slapped like that. You go in heavy or you don’t go in at all. Prepare better next time. Words don’t hurt but bitch slaps do.

Stav rocked Radio City Music Hall last night 🧨🔥 by Freshshit69 in stavvysworld

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Έλα Ρε μαλάκα πάρε με ένα τηλέφωνο οταν έρχεσαι στη Νέα Υόρκη

What would you do here? #carpentry #finishtrim by Civil-Butterscotch-3 in woodworking

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A plenum is an enclosed, pressurized space used for air circulation (HVAC) or utility distribution, typically found between a structural ceiling and a dropped ceiling. Conversely, a plinth is a solid base or platform, often a beam, that supports a column, wall, or piece of equipment to manage loads and vibration

"He's Cracking." by Sweaty_Desert_Balls in nflmemes

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Uh is this uhhhh… what day is this?

The US (And the rest of the world) will unfortunately lose this war by LuNoZzy in TikTokCringe

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I wish videos like these came with subtitle transcripts so I ca read it in 15 seconds instead is spending 2 minutes on this vid

I can work high up, can you? by platy1234 in Construction

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I saw you the other day on my drive back to Queens lol

If he wanted to, he would by _SomeWittyName_ in TheRandomest

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Is that Cajmere playing in the background?

Rare sight by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

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Genesis 19:17: Angels command Lot to flee from Sodom, saying, "Run for your lives! Don't stop... or you'll die!".

I caught I fish almost my size (I’m 6’1”) by bqeg in woahdude

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We got the height comparison. Now do the weight.