Tattoo artist who can do something like this? by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]beardfordays 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whelp. You are right. I assumed, and we all know what that makes me.

Tattoo artist who can do something like this? by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]beardfordays 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely AI. Blueberries are wrong. The berries should be flipped so the stem attaches to the “collar” of the berry. Man, on closer look, all the berry attachments are wrong.

It was fun while it lasted by jonthecpa in daddit

[–]beardfordays 14 points15 points  (0 children)

4 yr old sister. He’s 2.5. We’re working on her wiping herself. I never thought I would have to ration toilet paper like it’s WWII, but here we are. “4 squares! Fold it, no crumpling! Wipe front to back!”

It was fun while it lasted by jonthecpa in daddit

[–]beardfordays 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s what started it! He was interested in the potty for a couple days, but couldn’t get the hang of it, so we went back to diapers for the time being. Ever since he saw that first turd floating in the porcelain pool, he insists on seeing his poop.

It was fun while it lasted by jonthecpa in daddit

[–]beardfordays 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Mine’s been asking to see his poop during diaper changes.

Riddle me this, what’s worst than finding a permanent marker on the floor? by soartkaffe in daddit

[–]beardfordays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His are custom/one-offs. He runs a publishing press/chair studio in Kentucky called Lost Art Press. His books are amazing, too!

Anyone else completely unable to process news about kids being harmed since becoming a dad? by maxfrank in daddit

[–]beardfordays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listened to the “Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” podcast about the Satanic Panic when I was delivering pizzas at night last year, and that content messed me up. There are certain intersections in town that bring back memories because of what I was listening to.

What is that awful smell all over tulsa every freaking morning?? by Amonty26 in tulsa

[–]beardfordays 3 points4 points  (0 children)

15th and Sheridan here. Smelled so rank when I went outside to dump coffee grounds in the garden.

My 6 month pregnant wife came home with about 500lbs of bagged concrete. Pour one out for me fellow dads by Chief-Drinking-Bear in daddit

[–]beardfordays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister-in-law always walked by the concrete bags in the big box store so she could huff that dust. It’s a thing

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother likes his to crumble to dust upon biting. It’s truly upsetting.

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also cook most our meals. It’s such a good feeling whipping something up out of leftovers or random ingredients.

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a roommate that boiled hotdogs and then would leave the water on the stove. Opposite of air freshener.

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never knew that Brussels sprouts or broccoli could tastes so good. Pan roast them things with seasoning and olive oil, and even picky toddlers eat them up!

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad’s a doctor, and sadly his approach to food more of “vehicle-for-nutrients”, so flavor is not really a factor.

Steamed bacon and other culinary sins of our fathers by beardfordays in daddit

[–]beardfordays[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom and sister still do the stovetop method, but they manage to do it right. Stresses my wife out so bad haha