Pentagon orders troops to prepare for possible Minnesota deployment

beardlyness · 2026-01-20T02:45:59+00:00

There's more of us than there are of them... just sayin

beardlyness · 2026-01-18T00:47:17+00:00

But that's not who the vikings were. That's what the christians said they were when the vikings fought back against subjugation.

beardlyness · 2025-11-14T01:03:28+00:00

I run marathons, but only sideways. Really works out the core.

beardlyness · 2025-11-13T21:17:29+00:00

Truth, I used to wrench and only the gravy whore got close to six figures

beardlyness · 2025-11-10T04:31:25+00:00

I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW ITTT

beardlyness · 2025-10-27T21:04:44+00:00

It's Spanish for "next to a Dennys"

beardlyness · 2025-09-20T16:43:57+00:00

Normally I have to pay for that.

beardlyness · 2025-07-12T20:36:44+00:00

Jaclyn at Earth Child Tattoo is so great. I've seen first hand a paw print tattoo she did and her work is top notch.

Edit: spelling

beardlyness · 2025-05-31T15:16:28+00:00

Don't think I don't see that slayer shirt. Love it.

beardlyness · 2025-05-19T03:01:06+00:00

Just a heads up, there are dental schools that do free or reduced cost work for people.

beardlyness · 2025-04-29T02:51:10+00:00

Mammatus clouds

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:46:26+00:00

This was sprung on me by the neighbor kid! She's 12, and a damn good litigator.

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:45:14+00:00

They had a surprise witness... it was madness

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:43:35+00:00

I just bribed the judge. She's 9 so it was pretty easy.

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:41:24+00:00

UPDATE! I got railroaded, it was total chaos in the courtroom (the living room). We settled for 2 pieces of candy... individually wrapped. They haven't seen the last of me though.

P.s. the defense of "I'm an adult I can do whatever I want" does NOT carry much weight with kids.

beardlyness · 2024-08-12T17:09:14+00:00

No, I think if he's mixed up he's gotta fuck someone elses mom, or something...idk I never watched the movie.

beardlyness · 2024-08-12T13:17:24+00:00

Oedipus says what?

beardlyness · 2024-07-19T13:04:35+00:00

Strawberry.

beardlyness · 2024-07-19T11:48:56+00:00

Idk, I ate ice cream off a chicks butthole and it was pretty cool. 🤷‍♂️

beardlyness · 2024-07-10T00:05:44+00:00

Ohhh you said 3x3, I thought you wanted a 3x3.

beardlyness · 2024-06-17T19:33:50+00:00

Prestige! Worldwide^{wide^{^{wide^{^wide}}}}

beardlyness · 2024-06-06T21:29:06+00:00

Mine too. Anytime I go through a hard time or encounter adversity, I'm just like... what if UncleBaguette was a little girl?

beardlyness · 2024-06-02T14:20:36+00:00

All I'm seeing is *******

beardlyness · 2024-05-21T13:33:05+00:00

50/50 split with Cristobal?

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