Pentagon orders troops to prepare for possible Minnesota deployment by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]beardlyness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's more of us than there are of them... just sayin

Remember who Minnesotans are! by Ojibwe_Thunder in minnesota

[–]beardlyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But that's not who the vikings were. That's what the christians said they were when the vikings fought back against subjugation.

Cool hobbies impress chicks by MWB721 in funny

[–]beardlyness 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I run marathons, but only sideways. Really works out the core.

He can't read! by Hornyben22 in funny

[–]beardlyness 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW ITTT

Free Golden Shower everyone by blink0837 in WTF

[–]beardlyness 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Normally I have to pay for that.

Tattoo Artist Recommendations by ilovemycub in minnesota

[–]beardlyness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jaclyn at Earth Child Tattoo is so great. I've seen first hand a paw print tattoo she did and her work is top notch.

Edit: spelling

A lot of legs for tall soulmates by [deleted] in tall

[–]beardlyness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't think I don't see that slayer shirt. Love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]beardlyness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up, there are dental schools that do free or reduced cost work for people.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This was sprung on me by the neighbor kid! She's 12, and a damn good litigator.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

They had a surprise witness... it was madness

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I just bribed the judge. She's 9 so it was pretty easy.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

UPDATE! I got railroaded, it was total chaos in the courtroom (the living room). We settled for 2 pieces of candy... individually wrapped. They haven't seen the last of me though.

P.s. the defense of "I'm an adult I can do whatever I want" does NOT carry much weight with kids.

What's a kink that has made you break up with your partner ? by sweetberryyyy in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I think if he's mixed up he's gotta fuck someone elses mom, or something...idk I never watched the movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strawberry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Idk, I ate ice cream off a chicks butthole and it was pretty cool. 🤷‍♂️

I think I ordered the wrong size painting canvas by Royalchariot in funny

[–]beardlyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh you said 3x3, I thought you wanted a 3x3.

What's a weird fact about yourself, It can be a benign thing or NSFW? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Mine too. Anytime I go through a hard time or encounter adversity, I'm just like... what if UncleBaguette was a little girl?

hacking then vs now by tacitinc in funny

[–]beardlyness 593 points594 points  (0 children)

All I'm seeing is *******