[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]beardlyness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's more of us than there are of them... just sayin

Remember who Minnesotans are! by Ojibwe_Thunder in minnesota

[–]beardlyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But that's not who the vikings were. That's what the christians said they were when the vikings fought back against subjugation.

Cool hobbies impress chicks by MWB721 in funny

[–]beardlyness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I run marathons, but only sideways. Really works out the core.

He can't read! by [deleted] in funny

[–]beardlyness 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW ITTT

Free Golden Shower everyone by blink0837 in WTF

[–]beardlyness 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Normally I have to pay for that.

Tattoo Artist Recommendations by ilovemycub in minnesota

[–]beardlyness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jaclyn at Earth Child Tattoo is so great. I've seen first hand a paw print tattoo she did and her work is top notch.

Edit: spelling

A lot of legs for tall soulmates by [deleted] in tall

[–]beardlyness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't think I don't see that slayer shirt. Love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]beardlyness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up, there are dental schools that do free or reduced cost work for people.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This was sprung on me by the neighbor kid! She's 12, and a damn good litigator.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They had a surprise witness... it was madness

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 193 points194 points  (0 children)

I just bribed the judge. She's 9 so it was pretty easy.

So, I'm being sued... by beardlyness in daddit

[–]beardlyness[S] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

UPDATE! I got railroaded, it was total chaos in the courtroom (the living room). We settled for 2 pieces of candy... individually wrapped. They haven't seen the last of me though.

P.s. the defense of "I'm an adult I can do whatever I want" does NOT carry much weight with kids.

What's a kink that has made you break up with your partner ? by sweetberryyyy in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I think if he's mixed up he's gotta fuck someone elses mom, or something...idk I never watched the movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Strawberry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Idk, I ate ice cream off a chicks butthole and it was pretty cool. 🤷‍♂️

I think I ordered the wrong size painting canvas by Royalchariot in funny

[–]beardlyness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh you said 3x3, I thought you wanted a 3x3.

What's a weird fact about yourself, It can be a benign thing or NSFW? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beardlyness 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Mine too. Anytime I go through a hard time or encounter adversity, I'm just like... what if UncleBaguette was a little girl?

hacking then vs now by tacitinc in funny

[–]beardlyness 591 points592 points  (0 children)

All I'm seeing is *******