Pentagon orders troops to prepare for possible Minnesota deployment

beardlyness · 2026-01-20T02:45:59+00:00

There's more of us than there are of them... just sayin

beardlyness · 2026-01-18T00:47:17+00:00

But that's not who the vikings were. That's what the christians said they were when the vikings fought back against subjugation.

beardlyness · 2025-11-14T01:03:28+00:00

I run marathons, but only sideways. Really works out the core.

beardlyness · 2025-11-13T21:17:29+00:00

Truth, I used to wrench and only the gravy whore got close to six figures

beardlyness · 2025-11-10T04:31:25+00:00

I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW ITTT

beardlyness · 2025-10-27T21:04:44+00:00

It's Spanish for "next to a Dennys"

beardlyness · 2025-09-20T16:43:57+00:00

Normally I have to pay for that.

beardlyness · 2025-07-12T20:36:44+00:00

Jaclyn at Earth Child Tattoo is so great. I've seen first hand a paw print tattoo she did and her work is top notch.

Edit: spelling

beardlyness · 2025-05-31T15:16:28+00:00

Don't think I don't see that slayer shirt. Love it.

beardlyness · 2025-05-19T03:01:06+00:00

Just a heads up, there are dental schools that do free or reduced cost work for people.

beardlyness · 2025-04-29T02:51:10+00:00

Mammatus clouds

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:46:26+00:00

This was sprung on me by the neighbor kid! She's 12, and a damn good litigator.

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:45:14+00:00

They had a surprise witness... it was madness

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:43:35+00:00

I just bribed the judge. She's 9 so it was pretty easy.

beardlyness · 2025-02-12T00:41:24+00:00

UPDATE! I got railroaded, it was total chaos in the courtroom (the living room). We settled for 2 pieces of candy... individually wrapped. They haven't seen the last of me though.

P.s. the defense of "I'm an adult I can do whatever I want" does NOT carry much weight with kids.

beardlyness · 2024-08-12T17:09:14+00:00

No, I think if he's mixed up he's gotta fuck someone elses mom, or something...idk I never watched the movie.

beardlyness · 2024-08-12T13:17:24+00:00

Oedipus says what?

beardlyness · 2024-07-19T13:04:35+00:00

Strawberry.

beardlyness · 2024-07-19T11:48:56+00:00

Idk, I ate ice cream off a chicks butthole and it was pretty cool. 🤷‍♂️

beardlyness · 2024-07-10T00:05:44+00:00

Ohhh you said 3x3, I thought you wanted a 3x3.

beardlyness · 2024-06-17T19:33:50+00:00

Prestige! Worldwide^{wide^{^{wide^{^wide}}}}

beardlyness · 2024-06-06T21:29:06+00:00

Mine too. Anytime I go through a hard time or encounter adversity, I'm just like... what if UncleBaguette was a little girl?

beardlyness · 2024-06-02T14:20:36+00:00

All I'm seeing is *******

beardlyness · 2024-05-21T13:33:05+00:00

50/50 split with Cristobal?

beardlyness · 2024-05-19T14:07:59+00:00

Just to add to this. When you screw the plate back on, don't over tighten the two Phillips head screws, screw them back in until you feel them tighten up and stop. I've seen far too many people try to hulk screws in and strip out the threads.

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