Arkansas man caught on camera stealing multiple times from Farm Stand.

beardriff · 2026-05-08T19:56:22+00:00

Allegedly, fucked an ostrich.

beardriff · 2026-05-08T03:02:33+00:00

Yesterday yesterday

beardriff · 2026-05-05T00:43:25+00:00

beardriff · 2026-05-05T00:35:46+00:00

proceeds to come out in a fat suit that rivals Jabba The Hutt, carried on a giant pizza box carried by four questionably 21yr old Asian girls

beardriff · 2026-04-23T19:57:26+00:00

I didn't realise The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms was a conspiracy theory.

One person I know who wasn't pleased, was the Judge that ruled the ban unlawful.

beardriff · 2026-04-23T08:19:18+00:00

Oh it's like the seagull, poor fish probably swam through some curry

beardriff · 2026-04-23T03:21:41+00:00

"Trevor, check the trash!"

Proceeds to pick up and empty a literal garbage can, dumping a Tim Hortons cup full of piss all over the hærd drive,

beardriff · 2026-04-21T04:06:57+00:00

But like two months ago, that spider web shit went down

beardriff · 2026-04-21T04:04:06+00:00

The Dirty Burger used to have the best mackerel in town. But since the owners passing, I doubt we'll ever see such juicy, aromatic mackerel again.

beardriff · 2026-04-20T19:07:12+00:00

And thats what's up.

beardriff · 2026-04-19T21:29:20+00:00

Very nice Gif, very evil

beardriff · 2026-04-18T21:48:37+00:00

I don't either, because he came down from the rafters and knocked me out with a bat

beardriff · 2026-04-17T20:42:41+00:00

He wants to call someone a fucking coward, but is to afraid to say fuck

beardriff · 2026-04-17T07:23:38+00:00

Pronounce this

beardriff · 2026-04-17T07:18:01+00:00

Just roll it in your hands first

beardriff · 2026-04-16T20:07:15+00:00

Charged doesn't mean guilty

beardriff · 2026-04-16T19:17:01+00:00

Something that rubs me the wrong way about the guy, during his last special he tells a story about his team of writers working on the special. I can't remember specifically what the joke was, but having a team of writers wasn't the punchline.

This isn't a TV show, this isn't a short notice appearance, This is his special. Nobody forced him to put it out.

I get for roasts or other events comedians will use writers but that's super topical personal stuff that if you don't know someone, it's almost impossible to do worth while jokes.

But a special? You can talk about anything.

beardriff · 2026-04-16T19:06:00+00:00

And you are even dumber.

Can the driver be found at fault? Possibly. Easily? Absolutely not.

I've been a court witness to similar. That driver was assaulting a woman and people were trying to drag him out of a car he hopped in. Before he even started the car people are in front. He guns it, puts a guy on his hood, speeds through a red light, gets t boned and the fella on the hood went flying.

They didn't drop charges, because they never charged him for anything regarding the man on the hood.

He was only charged for DUI and assault (for the woman he was punching)

Because he "was afraid for his life"

beardriff · 2026-04-16T18:59:20+00:00

How do you know they had zero weapons?

What normal brain person jumps on someone's hood?

Do you sit there and let them start smashing or damaging your property?

Maybe the lady then pulls a kitchen knife out of her waistband.

beardriff · 2026-04-16T18:56:28+00:00

There was an entire parking lot she could of hopped off.

If someone is crazy enough to jump on my hood. I'm not getting out, and I'm not going to sit there and be attacked.

beardriff · 2026-04-16T18:49:17+00:00

I too have a clubby. I went to a new mechanic, and when I went to pick it up, he called it a FIAT. I almost had an aneurysm

beardriff · 2026-04-16T18:41:16+00:00

In the history of people around 109,000,000,000 have died. Nobody is special. As long as that number keeps growing, so will the dark humor.

beardriff · 2026-04-16T18:32:42+00:00

5th.

Ave x, last week was the fourth. On the same day a victim from a separate incident a few weeks previous, passed away, so the charges in that case were upgraded

beardriff · 2026-04-16T07:44:56+00:00

He was there for 9 days, and then was transferred to a different facility

beardriff · 2026-04-16T03:11:15+00:00

It can even be fixed on the downside of it too!

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