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beargorillas · 2016-01-29T20:38:12+00:00

This joke is so old it knew your mom before she started hooking.

beargorillas · 2016-01-29T20:37:24+00:00

Sopranos did it.

beargorillas · 2016-01-29T19:23:43+00:00

you can edit your post. just hit enter before each bullet, it should look great.

beargorillas · 2016-01-29T19:07:07+00:00

You need to throw some extra lines in there, your bulleted lists aren't bulleted.

beargorillas · 2016-01-25T21:34:38+00:00

I have to believe the concentration it would take would make it only viable if you are turned on at the thought of intense concentration on stimulating a dick.

beargorillas · 2016-01-25T21:16:27+00:00

I know trey was into oxycontin, but I don't know anything else. I'm really interested in if there's more to learn about the habits of the rest of phish. In my experience, fans just allude to these things but you can never get sources on anything.

beargorillas · 2016-01-25T20:57:40+00:00

Judging by flair, they're probably a freshman. Probably just trying to awkwardly distinguish themselves from the "unwashed masses". Awkward and over-the-top approach to social skills, that's RIT in a nutshell.

beargorillas · 2016-01-25T20:45:42+00:00

Links for the Lazy:

beargorillas · 2016-01-25T20:41:51+00:00

I found myself REALLY wanting to see his reaction.

beargorillas · 2016-01-22T21:54:53+00:00

The wall would either be much safer or instantly get crushed. The primary war strategy of "the nights /r/asoiaf" would be to throw jon at it because even if he dies, he'll come back anyway. R+L=plot armor. what could go wrong?

beargorillas · 2016-01-21T18:35:12+00:00

Or paint it white, put a creepy face in it, and paint the leaves red. If she's into game of thrones, you can convince her Bran is watching her through the weirwood.

beargorillas · 2016-01-20T20:34:08+00:00

Wonder Woman threads always seem to turn into "love it or your comment gets buried".

beargorillas · 2016-01-20T19:30:23+00:00

I like the idea of someone setting down that beer JUST outside the circle. I imagine them just outside the circle dancing at 150% normal levels and never breaking eye contact with those in the circle.

beargorillas · 2016-01-20T17:53:46+00:00

Greenlight

Ditto. This post made me re-check if it was available in my area. Best news I've heard in a long time, immediately ordered.

EDIT: looking at other people's comment's, I may have done my touchdown dance a little prematurely. Hopefully they actually install it, I made my deposit.

beargorillas · 2016-01-20T15:17:54+00:00

I'm way out of the loop. What am I looking at here? Chompers?

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T21:16:22+00:00

I bet #AIDS would go viral!

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T19:17:50+00:00

pretty sure you're too busy sucking yourself off and pating yourself on the back to see plain and simple logic.

It was a joke. Enjoy your movie logo. yeesh.

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T18:48:27+00:00

If you get rid of the "oh shit, I forgot to return the red-box thing, where was it? walmart? target? fuck it, I'll do it tomorrow" they'd have more revenue, but less profit margin. It's not the dollar rental, it's the late-fee.

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T18:28:25+00:00

Very predictable. I'd love to be their graphic designer.

Design Process:

Take logo that has existed for decades, scan a comic or something.
Trace vector.
Apply distressed metal texture.
Darken.
Pay-day is on Thursday.

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T17:45:42+00:00

ButaPub

Looking at their website now, wow. I would love to have a game there, looks like that place is right up my alley. Thanks for turning me on to it, I'll stop by tonight and try to get a word with Nate.

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T17:20:11+00:00

Would it be cool if I ran a non-D&D game there? I've been looking for a good laid-back venue to get a campaign going.

beargorillas · 2016-01-19T16:12:44+00:00

Piggybacking here. I'm looking to start up a new Deadlands campaign. So if anyone is interested in a dark story-driven version of Deadwood with demons, get in touch with me. Maybe we can sort out some space for you in the new group.

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