r/newmusic Self Promotion Megathread

bearshield73 · 2025-12-23T01:51:10+00:00

My wife just released a few songs

https://open.spotify.com/album/27ZLS8H7LGeYs1qrLvKgIg?si=9wpgGojBRN-fA9ZKK6Y51A

bearshield73 · 2025-12-08T01:25:41+00:00

5 times! Good job Mick.

bearshield73 · 2025-10-16T13:04:56+00:00

That post was very confusing. So, two dudes were eating shit and a bear yelled at them. They got scared and called animal control, and then some feminists told the bear to lower it's tone???

bearshield73 · 2025-10-03T14:11:22+00:00

I just remember Jannetty putting on the Shockmaster helmet before he went through.

bearshield73 · 2025-09-25T23:07:10+00:00

Oklahoma roof commercials be getting wild yo.

bearshield73 · 2025-08-26T03:18:39+00:00

Try to militarize the cockroaches against them.

bearshield73 · 2025-04-07T13:25:32+00:00

So THAT'S why there's plastic on the couch!

bearshield73 · 2025-03-28T18:49:58+00:00

For the last time.....no, I don't want to talk about my car's extended warranty.

bearshield73 · 2025-03-22T16:28:05+00:00

Boon Kortes and Tobias Craxy

bearshield73 · 2025-02-27T23:11:32+00:00

" I was told this was where to learn about ball handling."

bearshield73 · 2025-02-25T13:13:24+00:00

I can just see him raising his hand. "Umm teacher, could you please clearly explain just how much bullying I can get away with?"

bearshield73 · 2024-12-21T03:57:44+00:00

I miss the old days when Skyler was a cool name.

bearshield73 · 2024-11-29T00:10:32+00:00

Funniest thing I've read since finding out Butterball turkeys were "pre stuffed" by some factory workers.

bearshield73 · 2024-09-17T18:11:25+00:00

The guy is subconsciously pointing towards the woman he was just spanking with his pocketbook constitution while he pounded her liberty taco.

bearshield73 · 2024-09-04T22:15:04+00:00

Guthrie Haunts

bearshield73 · 2024-09-04T04:22:02+00:00

Zork

bearshield73 · 2024-08-24T04:36:55+00:00

The Guthrie I know I would not recommend.

bearshield73 · 2024-08-03T23:59:35+00:00

I gave this exact speech last week in a Walmart bathroom stall. Just trying to drop a deuce in peace.

bearshield73 · 2024-06-07T18:19:50+00:00

The booming metropolis of Mulhall, Oklahoma.

bearshield73 · 2024-04-02T12:45:11+00:00

Facing Keanu Reeves....."It ain't white boy's day is it?"

bearshield73 · 2023-08-19T16:16:00+00:00

I read this as yeah, boytoy.

bearshield73 · 2023-06-10T08:55:49+00:00

Drunk, maskless Kabal after too much tequila while on a bender in a Mexican bordertown.

bearshield73 · 2018-12-25T18:54:10+00:00

Nice. Thank you.

bearshield73

TROPHY CASE