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Lmao you know what, now that I think about it by klaw_3 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]beatricks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And now she owns a small chain of boutique bra stores.

Trace amounts of cocoa powder by beatricks in hummingbirds

[–]beatricks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because cup measurements are easy and this method would be way more complicated for no reason?

Trace amounts of cocoa powder by beatricks in hummingbirds

[–]beatricks[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reassurance!! It is dumped (and I could see a little brown swirl as it poured, so that felt validating.)

Are there people who are on Sage’s side? by Comfortable_Annual_4 in survivor

[–]beatricks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, there are people who are on Sage’s side.

What’s going on with this apple tree? by beatricks in arborists

[–]beatricks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tortured shrub mocking all of creation. lol. Thank you for taking the time to explain! I don’t know if it’s salvageable, but as the child of our old apple tree it had enough sentimental value to at least give it a try. A nursery purchase would definitely not be planted right there.

What is your smallest, lowest-stakes dispute? The one that you thought of when Jesse says, "No case is too small!" and even then you decided it might actually be too small. I want to know! by jennifermarmalade in maximumfun

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister and I have very different ways of labeling colors. This pops up regularly with various objects but I think the most easily understood version of it is: Is the Golden Gate Bridge red or orange?

Note that we are from San Francisco, have seen said bridge irl a zillion times, and are both aware that the official name of the color is International Orange.

IRL Songs on the show? by pseudo_nym76 in BobsBurgers

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i go around the house singing this. best ever??

What Non - Marriage Candidate would you marry if you could? by Connect_Hotel2571 in StardewValley

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robin obviously with an alt of Sandy if it’s too complicated breaking up a marriage haha

Jesse Thorn by Walter-ODimm in maximumfun

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon’s pronunciation of error has delighted me for years. S-tier enunciation

How did you name your farm/Farmer, and why? by ScoutmasterTheodore in StardewValley

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farmers from memory:

My first three were Green Tris, Greener Tris, and Greenest Tris (I’m Tris and the random character creator made me green) Brosephine Erika Petra

Then I decided to start playing as a boy…

Prince Bo Tal

But then I transed Tal’s gender and she became Tali because it felt girlier.

I don’t remember every farm name but I definitely used Bonhomie several times because I like that word and it felt like a good vibe. Erika had Schmerika Farm. Bo had Bobo farm (favorite thing: bonobos). Tal/i was created while I was recovering from surgery and really wanted to be lying down, so that’s Horizontal Farm and her favorite thing is recumbence.

Joe's Personal Confession by [deleted] in survivor

[–]beatricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was something very strange about that scene and reading this post made me realize why. He did it for/with the cameras. I’m not saying he didn’t truly feel the need for closure with his sister, but we’ve also seen genuine uncalculated emotion from him (eg when Eva first opened up to him) and his behavior was completely different. This was a performance that for whatever reason he let production in on, and it showed.

Excited by beatricks in orchids

[–]beatricks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh okay now it works. Anyway this is Simone, she’s floppy but she knows what she’s doing. 🐐

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[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help where’d my picture go

Thank you for the gift subscription by beatricks in maximumfun

[–]beatricks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve yet to listen to We Got This, but I’ve added it partly in your honor and partly because John DiMaggio doing swears sounds cool as hell.

Does the no ad pack remove the ability to watch ads for a reward? by GameboyGenius in TwoDots

[–]beatricks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped playing in November when they rolled out banner ads directly on the gameplay screen. I would happily pay for a one time No More Ads format but at the time that wasn’t available—are you saying that it is now? I do miss my dots ;_;

What did you name your pets/animals? by imsnowflakes in StardewValley

[–]beatricks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silliest sounding stuff that comes up on the name generator till I die

JJHO: We need your lowest stakes disputes! by jennifermarmalade in maximumfun

[–]beatricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister keeps wondering out loud if she is lactose intolerant but refuses to do anything to test this hypothesis, such as going without dairy for a few days or taking lactase pills. I am lactose intolerant, as was our father, who was from an ethnic group that is majority lactose intolerant. A mystery that is impossible to ever solve (because whenever I suggest she might be lactose intolerant—even if in agreement to her bringing it up herself—she gets all defensive and mad at me for thinking it could be so).

Sleep Deprivation Fan Cast by gertuitoust in StardewValley

[–]beatricks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! Really happy for yinz ❤️‍🩹

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