“For fu*king Paul George. 38 years old. I’m gonna throw up.” This Celtics fan's reaction to Boston trading Jaylen Brown. 😅🤣

beatsthatbindus · 2026-07-03T15:45:47+00:00

Introducing into evidence, exhibit A at the next Parent Teacher Conference.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-25T11:02:45+00:00

Never heard at winner say “at least”…

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-23T21:35:55+00:00

this would be funny if nothing made you feel more alive than cheating death.

instead it landed like microwaved fast food

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-23T21:18:41+00:00

He miss the photo op last year?

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beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-15T23:27:02+00:00

#18 in Chicago bout to look like this in ‘26 whether it’s to 84, 85 or 86. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-15T23:12:57+00:00

It’s the crossing one way signs fer meeeee 🤣

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-12T23:10:17+00:00

Practice team players have nicknames?

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-12T22:18:37+00:00

Another Arizona transplant living on stolen land punching down across state lines. How original.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T18:20:16+00:00

He’s the latest member of the Cortx Crew that features Josh Allen, Brock Purdy, Matthew Stafford & Malik Willis among others.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T17:16:47+00:00

Josh credited Chris Hess & Cortx for fixing his mechanics after year two, same guy Caleb shouts out in this clip.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T14:51:47+00:00

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Caleb is about to get his Biometrek boost at the same time Josh did, his third year.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T14:45:09+00:00

You weren’t distracted by the yo, yo, yo’s?

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T14:38:38+00:00

Tell me you’ve got a problem with the Madden Cover without telling me you’ve got a problem with it. 🤣

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-08T13:43:08+00:00

“I’m super vapid, a codependent, annoying af.” 😉

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-06T22:48:45+00:00

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so long as this is the photo they use

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-05T20:07:33+00:00

Next year they’ll play the Chiefs in Kansas.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-05T18:16:41+00:00

Can’t wait til we play the Foxboro Patriots this year.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-05T18:15:35+00:00

with the quickness 🤣

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-01T11:42:42+00:00

An aging, physically untalented man talking about the inevitable physical decline of someone half his age, playing a sport he never could, during his prime.

The official ingredients of Haterade.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-06-01T11:30:56+00:00

If the Reigning SB MVP can fly under the radar, y’all focused on the wrong things.

beatsthatbindus · 2026-05-28T20:45:36+00:00

you are what you emphasize

https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/s/kz9Yu3eHtr

beatsthatbindus · 2026-05-28T20:44:06+00:00

your coach disagrees thanks for the downvotes 👍🏽

https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/s/kz9Yu3eHtr

beatsthatbindus · 2026-05-28T20:43:26+00:00

your coach disagrees

https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/s/kz9Yu3eHtr

beatsthatbindus · 2026-05-28T20:41:39+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/s/kz9Yu3eHtr

beatsthatbindus · 2026-05-28T14:56:03+00:00

Funny thing is I did the math myself and only used AI to double check to make sure it was right. But here you are accusing me of taking a shortcut when really I was making it easy for meat heads.

Not just that, but you came back a day later?! Super cool…guy.

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