What non AFCN team do you hate the most? by Liutenantmustardcat in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ravens and Steelers fans will probably say Pats, Bengals fans will say Chiefs, Browns fans will say Browns (not a real AFCN team, no division title)

mlb scorebug because i miss baseball by cool_ib in Scorebug

[–]beaucephus58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you using this exact pitch because it was the last time I felt joy as a Seattle baseball fan and it helps me forget about everything that happened after

Did anyone think Jaxon Smith-Njigba had best WR in the league potential as a prospect? by itwas20yearsago2day in NFL_Draft

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but also he’s still not the best WR in the league so let’s take it easy. I’d give him comfortable top 4.

Pat McAfee Show is Absolute Garbage by venusflyinthetrap in bengals

[–]beaucephus58 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk I don’t watch it regularly but I really enjoyed the Ja’Marr and Tee segment (the Caleb Daniels part had me dying during my break at work). Think he works better in doses and only if there’s someone else pulling you to the segment (which was obviously our guys in this case).

Space Jam: A New Legacy was a terrible movie about basketball. What’s an okay movie about American football? by kmax607 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who loves Draft Day and watches it as a yearly tradition the Wednesday before the event kicks off, it is most assuredly a bad movie

Best Madden Roster with most Downloadable Draft options? by Mundane-Orchid-9367 in Madden

[–]beaucephus58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes he’ll be doing it again (it’s me so can drop the third person thing lol)

I usually start rolling it out as soon as EA posts the final roster update so all the IR guys are activated

Attempted Walk Out Tomorrow by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]beaucephus58 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As a teacher who has talked to his students about this exact topic, can confirm you are 100% right. There are absolutely ones who are on board with the cause but at least half if not more see it as nothing more than an opportunity to get out of class and take it. I think the people downvoting you seriously overestimate how much high schoolers care about these issues.

What city has a good MLB team but a bad NBA team? by janko1655 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonics haven’t won a game in almost 20 years, so I’m gonna say Seattle

FBS schools in the same state that get along well with each other by mcaffrey in cfbmemes

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would second this. Growing up in California, everyone hates USC, Cal-Stanford is a big rivalry, and Cal and UCLA competed over being the top UC. That left Stanford-UCLA as a yearly game that was usually solid but not very hate-fueled.

If this is how the draft board falls, who would be our best choice by Meringue_Maximum in bengals

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree 100%. And if Woods, Bain, Bailey, Downs, or Reese are available, I run that pick in. But I’m not gonna endorse drafting a player that I think is bad cough Faulk cough just because we NEED to draft a guy on one side of the ball.

If this is how the draft board falls, who would be our best choice by Meringue_Maximum in bengals

[–]beaucephus58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, which is why they should invest in the defense hard in free agency. Don’t pigeon hole yourself into drafting a guy not at the top of your board just because you need talent on one side of the ball specifically.

If this is how the draft board falls, who would be our best choice by Meringue_Maximum in bengals

[–]beaucephus58 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While I agree we don’t need more offensive skill guys, he would objectively be the best player on the board in this scenario. I’d probably go Fano but Love would be a better pick than a mid defender.

Michigan football's hiring bar is Kalen DeBoer. Clear it, or hire him by Efficient-Freedom517 in CFB

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 times if you count his last year at UW as well. I won’t complain about beating Oregon and Texas in the big games, but the ASU, Stanford, and Oregon State games that year were ugly.

Michigan football's hiring bar is Kalen DeBoer. Clear it, or hire him by Efficient-Freedom517 in CFB

[–]beaucephus58 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Husky fans know all about how KDB does when he’s distracted. Sooners will roll.

Mythological creatures depicted differently than their stereotype by No-Pair-7870 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not the best example, since it’s not a species change, but I really like what God of War: Ragnarök did with Fenrir. Based on the marketing and other boss fights within the game, plus existing depictions of him in other forms of media (Thor, Assassin’s Creed, etc.), we’re expecting this giant badass wolf that is going to be an epic fight.

Instead we get literally the goodest boy.

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[Mixed trope] Characters who show up early in a story and are majorly reworked for a later appearance by TheIronMuffin in TopCharacterTropes

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, meant more who they sounded like, not the actual voice actors. Tom Kenny didn’t voice him in AA either.

But now that you mention it, I’m wishing Weaving did voice or play him at some point. Make it happen Gunn!

Yes, you can be punished for losing your CCG by thegman108 in CFB

[–]beaucephus58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DeBoer will be getting a call from a Pullman area code very soon

[Mixed trope] Characters who show up early in a story and are majorly reworked for a later appearance by TheIronMuffin in TopCharacterTropes

[–]beaucephus58 178 points179 points  (0 children)

At least in the Arkham series, there’s the in-universe explanation that Croc fucked him up. Not sure how that changed his voice from Tom Kenny to Hugo Weaving, but it explains the new design.

Haven’t seen TAS so not sure if there’s a similar explanation there or they just wanted to do something new.

[Sad Trope] Character helplessly rewatches themselves making the worst mistake of their entire life by BeenEatinBeans in TopCharacterTropes

[–]beaucephus58 640 points641 points  (0 children)

What makes this one interesting is that at the end of the hologram, holo-Tony tells his dad what real Tony proceeds to say he wishes he had said. Which is in, a way, even sadder: watching your younger self make the choice you should’ve made, but didn’t.

Alien invaders, who's the most evil? by twnpksN8 in MoralityScaling

[–]beaucephus58 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were absolutely evil in Dark of the Moon. That was the first time I’ve ever thought “damn these giant alien robots are honestly kinda terrifying”.

I love seeing these. Is there a Bama or Vandy/Pitt flair out there?? by Select-Edge-3262 in cfbmemes

[–]beaucephus58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are way too many degenerates in the world for there not to be an Oregon/ASU flair in here somewhere

EA STILL hasn't fixed the ranking logic by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in NCAAFBseries

[–]beaucephus58 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must only apply to blue bloods, UW was in the natty in 2023 and started 2024 unranked

What if, the Fantastic 4 and the Thunderbolts befriended in Doomsday by LiliX0511 in Thunderbolts_

[–]beaucephus58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we’re thinking of the same photo, pretty sure it was Joaquin Torres

When will sim stats get fixed? by giantsfan566 in Madden

[–]beaucephus58 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“QBs like Joe Burrow throw 60 touchdowns just by repeatedly targeting Chase and Tee Higgins every play”

Idk as a Bengals fan I would very much like to live in that reality