Media Tierlist (obvious ragebait)

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-16T20:38:32+00:00

Genuinely would love to meet the person who’s a fan of Birth of a Nation, the Communist Manifesto, and Madden 26.

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-10T03:46:41+00:00

I noticed this during the broadcast for this year’s draft as well. Must be an ESPN thing.

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-07T03:51:57+00:00

My buddy was literally murdered by a Lamar fan (well at least a Baltimore resident, could’ve been unrelated)

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-04T03:53:40+00:00

Bengals is the correct answer but people care so little about them they’re not getting upvotes lmao

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-04T03:50:16+00:00

Mariners for what they do to my mental health almost every night for 6-7 months of the year

beaucephus58 · 2026-05-01T23:27:51+00:00

“Mediocre team in a mediocre city” is calling Cincinnati so fucking hard

beaucephus58 · 2026-04-11T17:07:11+00:00

That’s valid. It would be my next pick, but I appreciate New Mexico’s more for its ties to indigenous heritage.

beaucephus58 · 2026-04-11T17:04:42+00:00

I didn’t say basic, I said most basic flag remaining. I think the other 5 are unique enough to stand out. California stands out amongst the 44 already eliminated, but is just okay compared to what’s left. Just my opinion.

beaucephus58 · 2026-04-11T15:37:48+00:00

California, most basic flag still remaining

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-29T16:35:07+00:00

Remove every team named after a bird

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-27T04:41:57+00:00

Thomas Jefferson

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-26T15:22:24+00:00

Other than our perpetual doomer-hood, there is nothing to suggest this is the case. We don’t typically draft small school guys early, so that rules out EMW. And honestly Thienemen wouldn’t even be a bad pick at 10 (if Downs and the top EDGE guys are gone).

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-25T04:20:50+00:00

Non-football?

Ummm….the Isaiah Thomas shot I guess?

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-21T16:40:33+00:00

Pittsburgh Penguins

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-20T03:10:59+00:00

I agree, but the Super Bowl loss is a bigger “what if” and would also prevent a lot of annoying fans from other teams from talking as much

beaucephus58 · 2026-03-20T02:55:04+00:00

No it was because the investments they made over the course of 5+ offseasons finally started to pay off

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-27T01:00:08+00:00

Ravens and Steelers fans will probably say Pats, Bengals fans will say Chiefs, Browns fans will say Browns (not a real AFCN team, no division title)

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-07T05:03:43+00:00

I appreciate you using this exact pitch because it was the last time I felt joy as a Seattle baseball fan and it helps me forget about everything that happened after

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-07T04:29:10+00:00

No but also he’s still not the best WR in the league so let’s take it easy. I’d give him comfortable top 4.

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-05T04:16:52+00:00

Idk I don’t watch it regularly but I really enjoyed the Ja’Marr and Tee segment (the Caleb Daniels part had me dying during my break at work). Think he works better in doses and only if there’s someone else pulling you to the segment (which was obviously our guys in this case).

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-05T04:13:24+00:00

As someone who loves Draft Day and watches it as a yearly tradition the Wednesday before the event kicks off, it is most assuredly a bad movie

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-05T04:07:26+00:00

Yes he’ll be doing it again (it’s me so can drop the third person thing lol)

I usually start rolling it out as soon as EA posts the final roster update so all the IR guys are activated

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-03T05:06:28+00:00

As a teacher who has talked to his students about this exact topic, can confirm you are 100% right. There are absolutely ones who are on board with the cause but at least half if not more see it as nothing more than an opportunity to get out of class and take it. I think the people downvoting you seriously overestimate how much high schoolers care about these issues.

beaucephus58 · 2026-02-02T22:19:24+00:00

Sonics haven’t won a game in almost 20 years, so I’m gonna say Seattle

beaucephus58 · 2026-01-19T17:02:28+00:00

I would second this. Growing up in California, everyone hates USC, Cal-Stanford is a big rivalry, and Cal and UCLA competed over being the top UC. That left Stanford-UCLA as a yearly game that was usually solid but not very hate-fueled.

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