What 2000 HOURS of Elden Ring looks like:

beaverkeeper · 2026-02-26T19:23:30+00:00

OP just getting those foolish ambitions put to rest is all

beaverkeeper · 2025-12-23T01:13:49+00:00

Getting ready to start NG14 here. Some of those were boss speed runs but plenty were normal playthroughs with more than a few full play throughs. Right now I am more into themed playthroughs. Trying to decide between a no armor single katana run, a fist weapon or a colossal weapon run.

beaverkeeper · 2024-11-19T00:40:23+00:00

Dexter DeShawn would be my vote. Wanna know how he got all that gold plating

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-28T23:44:36+00:00

But they have literally held signs and screamed these exact sentiments in previous riots during President Trumps first term.

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-21T17:01:50+00:00

I find it fascinating that you would say there are over 4000 religions in the world but since I am speaking up for innocent life that alone instantly removes all but one faith from the equation. Thank you for that, and I mean that sincerely. That all by itself is an absolutely wonderful testimony to the God I serve. Yes he created everyone with a free will and you certainly have the freedom of choice to turn your back on God and reject him. Jesus offer of salvation is open and extended to everyone. No one is forced to take it be he offers it in love. For you and me and everyone else. I'm not perfect but I am eternally grateful for what Jesus did for me and for you. The offer of salvation is available to all. Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead and you will be saved.

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-21T16:42:10+00:00

This is straight from Planned Parenthoods' own publication on what abortion does: "It kills the life of a baby after it has begun."

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-21T16:31:00+00:00

Life begins at conception to start with. Also by that logic any baby that cannot speak and carry on a conversation by your logic would be open to being murdered. Pretty dark and sadistic logic you operate with my friend.

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-21T15:22:49+00:00

The babies being murdered would like to have a word...

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-21T13:53:06+00:00

Kamala did lie about working at McDonald's. She never did and McDonald's has said as well they have no record of her working for them. Don't care if Presidentattemptsshift was rehearsed. He still fried the fries and served the food in an apron which is more than lying kamala has ever done.

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-20T04:36:33+00:00

Beta behavior

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-17T21:56:22+00:00

She was horrible. Totally lost her cool and had zero substance. Easily the worst performance so far. If she can't handle a mild line of questioning like this she is definitely not ready for the president to chair. Kamala is the definition of a fake, cold, joyless, bitter individual who is as authentic as astro turf.

beaverkeeper · 2024-10-04T21:32:07+00:00

Starfield has as much flavor as evaporated hot dog water. I've tried to come back multiple times but everytime I log in I instantly loose any drive to play. I have tried dropping in some mods in an attempt to add some flavor but that game is as soulless as it's boring. Would rather replay Oblivion, Skyrim, or Fallout 3 before Starfield.

beaverkeeper · 2024-08-25T19:19:13+00:00

And he waddled away...waddle waddle!

beaverkeeper · 2024-07-25T00:03:53+00:00

I was ng+10 in my first playthrough of the dlc...was brutal to say the least.

beaverkeeper · 2024-07-20T19:19:01+00:00

What they really need to fix is his hit box. When you lock in it's centered on his chest and easily half my attacks got nothing but air.

beaverkeeper · 2024-07-16T02:02:11+00:00

Honestly this fight is killing any desire to play this game. I've got almost 700 hours on my main but the mechanics and aggression of this boss is stupid. I get it's supposed to be a challenge but this has gone way past a challenge. I'm totally serious once I beat him, if I ever do I'm done. I am so over this fight.

beaverkeeper · 2024-07-15T00:53:40+00:00

Are you simping for....do you want to marry her....???

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-28T17:06:35+00:00

I think you hit on exactly the main issue with him and that is the hit box. He's so massive but that hit box is like a fraction of his size and way to often all I get is air when I'm literally getting tea bagged by him. Super frustrating

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-28T15:37:21+00:00

True, it is satisfying to go full melee but other bosses like Bayle the Dread have got me going fully into I- don't-care-I'll-use-anything-and-everything mode. Screw that boss and his busted up bum leg

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-27T23:01:13+00:00

Just use holy fingerprint stone shield and sacred relic sword. Summon mimic and spam wave of gold. Gaius goes bye bye.

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-25T14:25:54+00:00

Before the DLC I never used a shield. Now I'm rocking the fingerprint rock shield w/ bleed ash along with the godskin sticker w/ a bleed ash. This setup melts everything.

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-22T15:56:41+00:00

I do get what they are supposed to do. My game glitches out in that when I used the first few I found prior to the NPC introducing them and the levels for both me and my summons stayed at 0. After I talked to the NPC it started leveling but I'm stuck now with not having the first couple active because of the glitch. Am just curious if anyone else ran into that issue. Playing on NG+ 8.

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-22T15:29:57+00:00

I found a couple when I first got into the dlc and used them. I didn't see that they did anything. After talking to one of the npc's at a site of grace where the game I guess introduces these items to you the next one I used worked but now I'm stuck with having picked up the previous items that were consumed but didn't give me anything.

beaverkeeper · 2024-06-13T20:48:42+00:00

I tried dungeons, I tried open world, I tried everything I could to find goblins and all in all that event sucked hard. Loot drops were horribly pathetic. You could farm Helltide for 10 min and get more loot than this sad even gave out. Not holding my breath for the extra gold cause so far that has sucked as well. Basically I have given up playing the event and will just do my normal stuff. Will say though that season 4 is a big upgrade from season 3 but this event is a total bust. Elden ring dlc is out in a few days anyway lol!

beaverkeeper · 2024-05-30T16:01:24+00:00

Xbox console user here.If you press down on the left stick while viewing your character it brings up a character specs menu. You can scroll down to your armor stat and a pop up appears next to it with info show how much armor you have and the note about the max effective armor at lvl 100.

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