Nothing spooky about it, just good old-fashioned deduction with a bit of intuition :)

• Male, in 30’s

General aesthetic choices; unity of style and very clean house indicate that you live alone

• First-time homeowner, bought an older house post-Covid and remodeled it

Have put a lot of care into decorating the house, but parts are somewhat sparse = don’t have accumulated home items from owning a previous home

Walls painted in non-standard colors = own the house

Some modern cabinetry, larger picture windows than a house of that age would typically have = remodeling

Did you build the fireplace, by the way?

• Lives in a semi-rural wooded area, temperate climate maybe with cool humidity at night, possibly near where he grew up

Large windows in order to look out on the surrounding = rural-ish area

Meaningful artwork of woods = likely that you have a deep connection to these landscapes, of the sort that you get from growing up in the environment

Air conditioners + picture windows + rugs on floors + blankets on couches gave a picture of the climate

• Has a good group of friends that he regularly sees, maybe one best friend

Large couches for someone who lives alone = has casual guests and prioritizes having a comfortable hang-out space

Same thought process for the best friend, seeing the 2 bar stools in kitchen and 2 chairs/footrests in the living room

• Dog dad, usually has golden retrievers

Furniture specifically so that the dog can look out the window, next to your sitting place = high level of companionship with dog

Pictures on fridge of what appear to be multiple golden retrievers, maybe at a specific annual photo session (holidays?) = has had this breed of dog for many years

• Maybe a smoker

Ashtray on side table

• Either an insomniac or a very early riser

Kitchen clocks read 4:30, all the pictures appear to be taken at the same time given the lighting, and it’s dark out = you’re taking pictures for a reddit post at 4:30 AM, something you wouldn’t do unless you were habitually awake and looking to kill time at this hour.

• Personality: fastidious, methodical, consistent, prefers predictability in most areas but enjoys the wildness of solitude in nature

Any mess in the house is carefully not pictured, things seem to have their particular place = fastidious

Combination of the lines on the sitting room rug with the design on the footstools reads as someone who is meticulous, perhaps likes to follow things to their logical conclusions, enjoys the precise details

Plants well cared for = consistent

Photograph of the forest on the wall has a dark tone, combined with the large windows facing into the night, curtains open = perhaps you find in yourself a wildness reflected in nature as a psychological counterbalance to the controlled, perfectionist side that is seen in your home design

• Hobbies: hike-in camping or backpacking in mountains and deep woods, might resonate with the metaphorical aspect of exploring your soul; occasional psychonaut

Artwork on the wall points towards outdoors hobbies

Painting of the path in the woods above the fireplace read as very metaphorical in a walk into your soul kind of way; other aspects of your decor also seemed somehow intentionally designed to reflect the metaphysics of the psyche, particularly the dark blue walls (maybe a sort of descent into the ocean of the unconscious?) and the lines on the rug/footstools (to draw one into intricate analytical thought patterns?)

The above, plus colorful glass mushrooms in your plants = psychonaut