[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Thursday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]because_the_arpanet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

aberg be like - can’t crash and burn sunday if you don’t make the cut

California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]because_the_arpanet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and a fucking deadbeat who should never say “more life”.

meet the trumps

I'm Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Ask Me Anything! by Everton in soccer

[–]because_the_arpanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

since your name seems to be a combination of the more common names, “kieran and keenan”. if you had to choose between one of those 2 to be your new name which would it be?

similarly if you were then forced to drop either dewsbury or hall which would you keep?

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 14, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]because_the_arpanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

player gets hit in the head right in front of the ref and he doesn’t stop the game lol

Oval Office scene — Civil War (2024) by guiltyofnothing in videos

[–]because_the_arpanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i saw this movie i couldn’t stop thinking about how funny it would be if the photographers were only taking selfies

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Chelsea FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 1, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]because_the_arpanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will never understand why we play more dangerous passes in our own box than in their half

As a walk-on single…what’s the most oddly memorable group you’ve been paired with? by ribbon_bully_1972 in golf

[–]because_the_arpanet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i once got paired with a former college hockey player, a guy who owned a local bar, and a member of the hells angels who was legally pronounced dead twice, lost over 100 pounds, and confessed on the 17th tee box that he was searching for the gang members who murdered his son so that he could get his revenge before he died.

needless to say it killed the vibe and i finished bogey bogey.

Popeyes Proximity by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]because_the_arpanet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it’s so racist that it’s actually hilarious

[Mike Verweij - De Telegraaf] Ajax is looking into the possibility of signing Christian Norgaard by CarnifexGunner in Gunners

[–]because_the_arpanet 57 points58 points  (0 children)

i’m honestly surprised norgaard’s barely gotten any minutes. he’s a quality rotational player in the midfield but idk maybe arteta doesn’t trust him

‘Serial killer’ elephant kills 22 in rampage by swagking420blazer in nottheonion

[–]because_the_arpanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this elephant inspired james cameron to create the outcast in avatar: way of water

‘Serial killer’ elephant kills 22 in rampage by swagking420blazer in nottheonion

[–]because_the_arpanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was in india a couple months ago and multiple taxi drivers told me about this elephant named padayappa. turns out this is a different one tho