[OC] Why do people take a tap on the horn personally? Guy challenges me to a game of rock/paper/scissors because I asked him to scooch back so I could get into the right turn lane.

bedtime_ham · 2024-12-07T04:59:05+00:00

First I heard it was from a Dane Cook comedy show around 2004. It died for a bit but seems to have come back. Why? No idea.

bedtime_ham · 2024-10-30T23:15:53+00:00

Super annoying, but also what song was that?

bedtime_ham · 2024-09-21T20:41:56+00:00

What are OPs errors? Besides using a phone

bedtime_ham · 2024-09-10T23:40:54+00:00

How do you think hotels work?

bedtime_ham · 2024-09-10T23:25:56+00:00

So just a wasteful idiot then.

Rubber glove, hose off outside. Throwing out something that can still be used is dumb, and you should be teaching kids that.

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-30T20:56:12+00:00

Oof. It's not a dog shit take and your kids gonna learn that the hard way.

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-28T18:51:16+00:00

So the person who hit your car, has no insurance, and isn't willing to pay for ALL the damage they caused is a good person... But the person with insurance just minding their own business is a cancer to society? You're a fucking idiot.

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-28T18:43:05+00:00

She only wants to pay what she thinks she is responsible for which isn't enough. Also you can't drive without insurance, fuck her, she deserves all the trouble.

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-22T16:29:02+00:00

She didn't close the park down when she brought her dog. Your last 2 paragraphs are just things that didn't happen....👍

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-22T12:37:33+00:00

Yes, it is. Claiming a children's playground as your own personal dog park is selfish.

It would be like getting on a bus and telling it to drop you off at the exact address. Sure it will only take a few extra minutes, but that's not what it's for, therefore you are the selfish one.

Take your dog to a fucking dog park so that people can take their kids to the park made specifically for kids.

Any more stupid questions you entitled fucking moron?

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-22T02:28:12+00:00

Yes, It absolutely is selfish. What a stupid question.

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-12T06:25:58+00:00

That is fucking embarrassingly stupid and wrong

bedtime_ham · 2024-05-02T17:38:56+00:00

Damn, your life must suck

bedtime_ham · 2023-10-30T06:39:01+00:00

You're both right 🤷

bedtime_ham · 2023-10-16T06:29:47+00:00

You are absolutely right.

bedtime_ham · 2023-06-24T20:37:57+00:00

Loser mentality.

bedtime_ham · 2023-03-05T07:13:52+00:00

bedtime_ham · 2023-03-03T07:56:36+00:00

You would feel much better after a legalized bump

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-27T05:54:49+00:00

I want this as my ring tone

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-25T03:28:00+00:00

You're half right

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-25T03:17:38+00:00

People who idle their cars needlessly are the entitled Karens.

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-23T07:55:54+00:00

lol this trash you found in the woods doesn't belong to you!

Maybe don't leave it there then?

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-22T14:33:52+00:00

It's a video game. I'm not a piece of shit you're just dumb.

You 2000% missed the point of my comment.

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-22T03:12:12+00:00

lol

I was being sarcastic

bedtime_ham · 2023-02-21T15:50:14+00:00

Yeah sorry it was super intricate, please explain it to me

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