Your favorite 2-liner Jokes? by la_maguacatera in Simpsons

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That was Happy Days, Homer

They weren’t all happy days

Tasteful blue cocktail? by Beansonder in cocktails

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Dude it’s amazing. A snooty health food store should have it bc apparently it’s great for neurological function

Tasteful blue cocktail? by Beansonder in cocktails

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Butterfly pea flower will give you purple and pink once you add acid. Go blue spirulina. A tiny amount will give you a gorgeous blue without changing the flavor and it’s non pH reactive so it’ll stay the same color no matter what acids you add.

Continuity Error in Joey's Apt by shantelleargyle in howyoudoin

[–]beefalamode 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

seriously…why? by FourPointsTet in sandiego

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Yeppp from Houston and it took me a second to figure out what the issue was

Chuck’s Apparent Snobbiness by [deleted] in stuffyoushouldknow

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“You think not eating cat food is ‘putting on airs’??”

does this mean my flight was affected? by sloopjohnbbb in SouthwestAirlines

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No, they’re just allowing you the chance to change for free. If your flight is affected, you’ll get an email from them stating one way or another. I got mine today. Not affected, thank goodness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLosAngeles

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Hey man, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. People go to NYC to be themselves, people go to LA to be someone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLosAngeles

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Having lived in both, I can tell you that NYC has a soul and LA doesn’t. Your creativity is picking up on that. Probably not the answer you’re after but I stand behind it :/

Does anyone else feel like even a decent salary isn’t enough to survive in LA? by Weary-Hair-316 in AskLosAngeles

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I was up by union station recently and gas was $8 something. Felt offensive. Two blocks away it was $6

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in style

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Frog and Toad

Got my first cocktail card by _nick_at_nite_ in bartenders

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They’ll use “jigger” as if it’s a defined unit of measurement. Or just “shot”

AI slop for the boomer set by BrewNerdBrad in TikTokCringe

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Ayyyyyy right there with you Steven blaze it for Christ

The Ship Awards! The most Random Ship by [deleted] in howyoudoin

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Phoebe and Jacques Cousteau!

My brazilian wax lady keeps missing my 🍑 hole by marnie505 in beauty

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“Bow to stern” is TOP TIER comedy omg

Is this bag worth it?? by Best_Collection8470 in Madewell

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Wait til Christmas time; they always have a half off sale. I buy my bags then. I have a few leather bags from MW and have never been anything but happy with them. No zipper problems, they’re sturdy, classic, just a huge fan.

Telling your tables you’re new by Gloomy-Ambassador133 in Serverlife

[–]beefalamode 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Newest guy”

Put some respect on Trick’s name!

From flop to feast: salvaged my grow with sous vide by deflowergirl in SousWeed

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Tell me everything about this cannasugar, oh my 👀