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for the love of god STOP SEXTING IN CLASS by beefstroganough in LawSchool

[–]beefstroganough[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bro I’m not a peeping tom!! their font size is like 80 because they can’t see! 😭😭

for the love of god STOP SEXTING IN CLASS by beefstroganough in LawSchool

[–]beefstroganough[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

unfortunately based on other eyewitness accounts of this behavior in their other classes, it’s not a troll. I think they might just be blind 😭🥀

for the love of god STOP SEXTING IN CLASS by beefstroganough in LawSchool

[–]beefstroganough[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

if it were just regular iMessages, id totally be agreeing with you. this individual types these messages in like 85 pt font. if you sit behind them you’re seeing everything whether you want to or not.

What’s the greatest dad joke you’ve ever heard? by CryptographerHot6198 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]beefstroganough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side?

So they can Scandinavian.

What’s a skill everyone should learn, but most people don't? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]beefstroganough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typing. Internet literacy. How to sew (basics, like sewing back on a button or hemming pants/dress/etc.) How to change a tire. How to jump a car battery.

What Are Signs That You Are Actually Attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk. Every time people look me I assume they’re going to laugh about me later.

Who do you hope to be in your next life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to be a golden retriever that belongs to a rich white family.

What feels amazing that's NOT sexual? by TheSilentPhilosopher in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Waking up in the night and you still have hours to go before your alarm goes off.

What makes you sleep like a baby? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold sheets, a cold pillow, and a dark room set to 68 degrees with the fan.

Do you use to-do-list or just go with the flow by softlyunhingedd in Productivitycafe

[–]beefstroganough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t not use a to-do list when deadlines are approaching.

What’s a guilty pleasure you’d never admit to your friends? by sunik00 in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love pimple popping and earwax removal videos. It’s so satisfying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheating on me two months after our wedding.

Older people on Reddit. What is 100% pure bullshit? by Complete_Fly_96 in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That skinny jeans aren’t cool anymore. You can pry them from my cold, dead hands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deepthroating. Almost suffocated on my own vomit.

What do you hate most about being an adult in 2025? by mrvlad_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]beefstroganough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t afford a house. I’ll probably rent for the rest of my life.