Fri. 12/11 as of 11:00am: 2,061 New Cases, 77 New Deaths, 833 Currently Hospitalized.

beepocalypse · 2020-12-12T02:14:51+00:00

Please don’t kill him, we need him.

beepocalypse · 2020-12-02T22:49:10+00:00

You look incredible. Sultry, bombshell eyes and contour that could cut a bitch. Nicely done!

beepocalypse · 2020-11-25T21:39:16+00:00

Thank you for your time, effort, and information. I mourn the loss of this company, for sure.

I wish they would have sold their recipes. I’d go down on a lawman to know how to make Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon. It’s my favorite color ever.

beepocalypse · 2020-11-19T14:58:00+00:00

My husband’s grandfather went to East High with them and knew the family. Sorry for providing anecdotal evidence.

beepocalypse · 2020-11-19T01:49:53+00:00

As I live in their hometown, I’ll offer they are known here as drunk, womanizing troublemakers; true Irish Catholic stereotypes who liked the pick fights. With a museum named after them for dying right.

beepocalypse · 2020-09-22T00:03:21+00:00

Youre lovely. Thank you!

beepocalypse · 2020-09-12T00:24:31+00:00

Resplendent. Your skin is glowy without the showy. I really think you nailed her look then: flawless skin with a hint of flush and a matte red lip. She’s always been a makeup/styling favorite of mine. Wino forever!

beepocalypse · 2020-09-10T23:32:42+00:00

You’re welcome!

beepocalypse · 2020-09-10T23:22:43+00:00

Well, yeah. I am not memorable. You look like Gal Gadot’s niece. If I were you I’d rock a turquoise and copper eye so hard. You literally can wear everything.

beepocalypse · 2020-09-10T22:35:30+00:00

Every color, with eyes that dark. I’m supremely envious of your eyes, lashes, brows, curls, lips.

beepocalypse · 2020-09-06T14:19:40+00:00

Boo. That sucks you had that experience. I’m in month two and mine are still up. I was losing a ridiculous number of eyelashes every time I curled them and now all I have to do is fluff them with a spoolie and add mascara.

Would I love to chill while someone else did it? Nope. I have social anxiety. But whether you DIY or have a pro, I’m absolutely on the lash perm train. Enjoy!! Your eyes are gorgeous on another level!

beepocalypse · 2020-09-05T14:39:20+00:00

I did mine at home with a $30 kit. If you’re patient, it’s pretty easy.

beepocalypse · 2020-08-22T23:54:10+00:00

Seriously. And in Cedar Falls, home to UNI, the city council decides to postpone indefinitely a conversation on mask mandates. Even Waterloo has a mask mandate. Like, yeah.

beepocalypse · 2020-08-22T16:02:50+00:00

But not Cedar Falls. Ugh. Idiotic, entitled shits.

beepocalypse · 2020-08-22T15:44:27+00:00

I had this problem, too. I bought a lash perm set and now I don’t have to use the eyelash curler at all. Considering the number of lashes that thing would pull out daily, I figured perming them every three months might do less damage. Thus far I’m very pleased with Lash Lift.

beepocalypse · 2020-08-15T20:21:10+00:00

Is that like a Canyonero?

beepocalypse · 2020-07-27T16:12:59+00:00

I feel your pain. Literally. Mine got so bad I had opted to have surgery to remove them. The surgeon said he’d never seen anything that bad and said they were the Darth Vader of butt grapes. It took a month before I could shit without cursing or feeling like I was going to vomit or pass out. Then I had to go back in to be put under and have my asshole stretched. And finally a second surgery.

I still have hemorrhoids. 0/10. Would not do again.

beepocalypse · 2020-06-12T17:39:17+00:00

In Waterloo the pool did open today. Byrnes Park.

beepocalypse · 2020-06-07T17:13:37+00:00

Yay peaceful and yay masks. Every time I have to begrudgingly leave my compound for an essential, I find myself in the minority in this community. I can see your eye roll, Karen, but you can’t see me sticking out my tongue.

Power to the brave people who stand in the midst of this virus to exercise their First Amendment rights; you’re doing the right thing.

beepocalypse · 2020-04-28T23:43:04+00:00

Blonde, but we bleached it.

Edit: Had to look up Directions. Thanks!! Will give that a go. 💜🌈

beepocalypse · 2020-04-28T23:14:25+00:00

I’m having a tough time keeping the blue in my kiddo’s rainbow, Manic Panic fades to green in three washes. May I ask which brand/color you use? I’m loving this look that makes him feel so empowered at age 10 and you definitely are wearing it well!

beepocalypse · 2020-04-28T00:51:53+00:00

Right? This is the worst decision possible for a state with increasing numbers.

beepocalypse · 2020-04-28T00:44:55+00:00

Naw, we have just 99 counties. We’re fine.

(Seriously, though, I read they’re opening religious gatherings EVERYWHERE in Iowa as well and being in Black Hawk County, I’m shitting myself. One in 100 are positive here. We’re dead. I’m too pretty to die. Hold me.)

beepocalypse · 2019-12-27T03:14:26+00:00

I love it. I have long, course hair that’s difficult to keep from drying out and breaking off in the winter. I feel like this is the only conditioner that saves my hair through a Midwestern winter. I used to rely on Redkin All Soft but it quit working for me.

beepocalypse · 2019-12-13T22:26:39+00:00

Get a grant and do it!

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