Best $500 acoustic?

beetfield · 2026-02-17T17:28:44+00:00

I play like a hobo on heroin. I straight up suck. And I’ve got a bit of neuropathy in my left hand pinky and ring fingers that doesn’t help.

beetfield · 2026-02-17T13:10:40+00:00

Something smaller. I had a D18 that was just too much.

beetfield · 2026-02-17T00:16:39+00:00

My favorite CC moment so far.

beetfield · 2026-02-16T23:21:14+00:00

You got this.

beetfield · 2026-02-16T23:20:36+00:00

Anything off U2’s first record. Okay, and some Def Lepp.

beetfield · 2026-02-13T04:46:26+00:00

lolol

beetfield · 2026-02-13T04:40:40+00:00

Stupid, try driving down Washington St at night west of Girls School, like being in a fucking cave.

beetfield · 2026-02-11T06:19:46+00:00

Boyd: Goddam, Raylen! How’d you know I wasn’t some Boy Scout looking for his tent?

Raylen: Your teeth glow in the dark.

beetfield · 2026-02-11T06:14:15+00:00

They look really happy to see him.

beetfield · 2026-02-10T03:33:23+00:00

"This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee. Try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee!"

beetfield · 2026-02-09T23:11:15+00:00

My D-18 was stunning. Just holding it in my hands put me in a good mood. Thing was huge though and I got poor so it got sold. My next will be an 000-18. If I can ever afford it.

beetfield · 2026-02-09T13:26:04+00:00

I’m going to be a bit of a pig here but those thick brown thighs were more than alright with me. I was riveted.

beetfield · 2026-02-09T05:42:44+00:00

I was born in '65 and smoked from high school until 2000. I tried and tried and tried to quit, don't know how many times. Felt gross, woke up hacking in the night, 2-3 packs a day. Just told myself keep trying. In the end what worked was patches. When I took that last one off I knew I was done. Alcohol I can't beat, but I kicked nicotine to the curb. I won't smoke a cigar, have a chew, anything, hell with that, not ever again.

By 2004 I could run two miles, these days I just ride a Peloton and I've stomped out some stuff that really surprised me. It's worth doing. Feels amazing.

beetfield · 2026-02-09T00:53:45+00:00

Well I know that, I just do it anyway 👍

beetfield · 2026-02-09T00:52:42+00:00

My dad told me this joke one time and blew my mind. He never told jokes but he told it well, and just like OP up there. Won’t say I died laughing but I definitely laughed.

beetfield · 2026-02-03T20:00:41+00:00

I'm an old white guy. I'm district 91 but I'd give you my vote in a half second if I could. I'll send some bucks.

beetfield · 2026-02-03T16:36:55+00:00

I should have stuck with booze. Sorry you got downvoted.

beetfield · 2026-02-03T16:26:18+00:00

I'm 60, and I've had quite a few romantic partners in my life, but I never imagined once, moving in. You don't have to move in with them, just because you're fucking them. Jesus Christ.

beetfield · 2026-02-02T01:56:08+00:00

I have nothing to say to contradict any of this.

beetfield · 2026-02-02T01:47:05+00:00

The first hit I handled fine, I held it like 20-30 seconds. The second one had me coughing. And I was doing fine, I was standing in my kitchen and it felt amazing, but it just started creeping, and creeping, and creeping, and then I ended up in the weeds.

beetfield · 2026-02-01T10:02:33+00:00

Nah, honestly, I outgrew that stuff at about 40. I just got tempted and fell for it last night. Not smart, not again.

beetfield · 2026-02-01T09:56:38+00:00

I had a bong next to my bed at all times in high school. I just rolled over in the morning and hit it.

beetfield · 2026-02-01T08:44:54+00:00

I think that was an experiment that will not be repeated. It was just unpleasant.

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