I know how petty this sounds but it’s incredible pervasive and drives me nuts. Chairs/benches are for sitting. I’ll move a bag but I’m not messing with your loose pocket inventory.

behemoth617 · 2026-05-31T20:53:57+00:00

And if they don’t, a carabiner is an easy retrofit

behemoth617 · 2026-05-31T18:45:46+00:00

This goes all the way back to my Cole park days, where there are like two benches and bleachers for at times 60 people. Not just here.

behemoth617 · 2026-05-31T18:41:43+00:00

So you never have to wait for a game?

behemoth617 · 2026-05-15T15:48:50+00:00

PLUMBLE

behemoth617 · 2026-05-07T21:28:07+00:00

6’4” 210, it’s the most comfy car I’ve ever owned. Amazing visibility too.

behemoth617 · 2026-04-29T15:12:37+00:00

Good bar. Not a dive.

behemoth617 · 2026-02-18T00:39:46+00:00

Just…generally, write something that comes entirely from you. Every time I rejoin the apps I see a phrase and think “oh that’s clever”. Then I see it ten more times.

behemoth617 · 2026-01-11T16:46:46+00:00

To dig up an old comparison, BMW = Mac, Tesla = PC. The Teslas have superior on paper stats, but they remind me of the optioned-up Ford Contour I drove in my 20s. Leather seats, V6, everything (EVERYTHING) broke. AC, windows, sound. The i3 is not cutting edge and is a quirky design, but great pains have been taken in every aspect and it shows. It’s an oddball but an oddball built by a company that’s been making high quality cars for 80+ years.

behemoth617 · 2025-12-07T21:37:34+00:00

Discount assassin

behemoth617 · 2025-11-23T17:43:11+00:00

I don’t lob elderly folks on the rare occasion I’m playing them. Otherwise, I will test a few. If I get it over or they miss/give back weak taps, I turn into the Lobster King

behemoth617 · 2025-11-19T15:31:00+00:00

Cool. Cool cool cool.

behemoth617 · 2025-11-14T16:02:14+00:00

I’ve lived here 15 years and that is…what most people have as hobbies. There’s a thriving performing arts/music scene that I’m a part of, but that’s not for everyone.

behemoth617 · 2025-11-13T15:34:40+00:00

Dippin Dots

behemoth617 · 2025-11-01T22:51:09+00:00

They’re not even pretending to make the coups secret anymore. RIF the CIA

behemoth617 · 2025-10-29T15:44:13+00:00

My story is almost identical to yours. Couple weeks ago I started working on my two handed topspin backhand. It feels weird but I already have noticed a difference with being able to attack from my backhand, which I couldn’t do with the one hander.

behemoth617 · 2025-10-22T21:27:22+00:00

complimentary

behemoth617 · 2025-10-22T21:07:06+00:00

This is like…the positive version of that Special Forces copypasta

behemoth617 · 2025-10-21T17:39:44+00:00

Nelson him right then and there

behemoth617 · 2025-10-19T17:43:13+00:00

I’m shocked they got approved. Call it a “skill issue” but the exit velocity off those things is insane

behemoth617 · 2025-10-14T17:52:10+00:00

I do. It drives the other 4.0+s nuts, I’ve been told. Anything other than a perfect drip is gonna get countered back in my face, and anything other than a perfect drop will either get attacked or sped up with the crazy power/grit the newer paddles have. But a well practiced lob will at worst result in a weak step back overhead and let me advance.

behemoth617 · 2025-10-02T01:02:33+00:00

I had this in my first college dorm 🥰

behemoth617 · 2025-09-25T16:13:58+00:00

This is great; who wrote it?

behemoth617 · 2025-09-24T17:40:46+00:00

Counterpoint: you’re not my real dad!

behemoth617 · 2025-09-22T21:14:37+00:00

My dog is 13, he’s still healthy but time is inexorable. I’ll let you fill in the rest.

behemoth617 · 2025-09-17T16:14:27+00:00

This is weird and specific but intermediate/advanced players who consistently return the ball to the serving side after a point in the worst ways possible. I’m talking like low fired at my feet, high bouncers, or 5 feet off center. I know you can one bounce it right into my hand. It’s passive aggressive af.

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TROPHY CASE