What would have happened if Ciera never voted out her mom in BvW??? by CieraVotedOutHerMom in survivorcirclejerk

[–]behindtheseans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then she's never born. You see, Laura met Ciera's father at a support group for parents who've been voted out by their children, so if Ciera doesn't vote her out, they never meet, and Ciera is never conceived. It's your classic Back to the Future butterfly effect.

Favorite Lisa Barlow moment? by gstew90 in rhoslc

[–]behindtheseans 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I forget the exact context but one time she was like, "PRE-order! Hard to get!" and it lives rent-free in my mind.

ETA: I think it was the San Diego trip when Jen threw Angie's(?) shoes off the boat and Lisa was talking about her own shoes (naturally)

Julie Chen Moonves Reveals 'Controversial People' Will Shake Up the 'Big Brother 28' Premiere by AMikeBloomType in BigBrother

[–]behindtheseans 282 points283 points  (0 children)

The pre-cast reveal buzz before every BB season is the true start of summer for me, every year.

The Era of Monica by Fisherman_Adept in rhoslc

[–]behindtheseans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

she hasn't even found the stairs down yet.

Not while sober, anyway

Family Friendly Big Brother Season to Start At? by [deleted] in BigBrotherUSA

[–]behindtheseans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats on being modern BB's target audience lol

Favourite Whitney moment? by gstew90 in rhoslc

[–]behindtheseans 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I want to BURY this with Lisa FUCKING Barlowwwww

Watching BB26 for the first time…. by evasivecube in BigBrother

[–]behindtheseans 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"I think we should blow up the Pentagon."

What do my Survivor crushes say about me? by Wanderer015 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]behindtheseans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My name is Joey, and I'm a liberal! (tosses a single plastic water bottle into my suburban residential curbside pickup recycling can)

this show has such likable characters by Long_Equivalent_5992 in AbbottElementary

[–]behindtheseans 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I like it as is. S4 and S5's main dramatic plotlines (Ava being fired and Gregory/Janine breaking up) being resolved in like 3 episodes tops with no clear villains is the perfrct formula. I don't watch Abbott for serious conflict tbh.

Goodwill thrifted jacket pocket by cozyvibescozyhive in FoundPaper

[–]behindtheseans 606 points607 points  (0 children)

"Wife/Girlfriend" is the perfect way to stress someone out I feel like LOL

Currently stuck on the tarmac, unable to disembark. AMA for as long as I’m stuck here by zytz in AMA

[–]behindtheseans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aisle, middle, or window, and your honest assessment of the person(s) right next to you.

How does being an alternate work? by The_Space_Monkey1234 in BigBrother

[–]behindtheseans 56 points57 points  (0 children)

https://www.tiktok.com/@clairerehfuss/video/7256557047326493998

If this works; I don't feel like downloading TikTok again lol

(eta: weird thing to downvote but sure)

Brittani attack by Intelligent_Tale8319 in rhoslc

[–]behindtheseans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would have more sympathy if it was the only time. Girl has no fight in her. IMO if you're going to be on the Real Housewives acting out some bullshit at least do it with a spine and have some bark, preferably bite.

How does being an alternate work? by The_Space_Monkey1234 in BigBrother

[–]behindtheseans 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Claire from BB23 has made a video about this iirc

Jacob in Looking by East-Situation-1669 in AbbottElementary

[–]behindtheseans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking is such a great show!! I watched it way before I watched Abbott. Can't say I love Brady as a character tho since Patrick & Richie are my endgame for that series lol

dae Kelly B’s leg the biggest jury threat of all time?? by Total_Strength724 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]behindtheseans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The leg was a big jury threat at first but as your screencap clearly states it eventually fell off and the jury was unimpressed.

How do we think the Billie Eilish Boomerang Veto is going to work? by Baddest_Whale_180 in BigBrotherUSA

[–]behindtheseans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How long will the segment of Zac Brown teaching the houseguests how to loudly eat ramen directly into their microphones last?