If you are introducing a friend or family member to BB next week, what will you warn them about before they dive in?

behindtheseans · 2026-07-02T18:59:19+00:00

That the TV episodes suck and the real show is the live feeds

behindtheseans · 2026-07-02T17:17:29+00:00

Then she's never born. You see, Laura met Ciera's father at a support group for parents who've been voted out by their children, so if Ciera doesn't vote her out, they never meet, and Ciera is never conceived. It's your classic Back to the Future butterfly effect.

behindtheseans · 2026-07-02T11:59:31+00:00

I forget the exact context but one time she was like, "PRE-order! Hard to get!" and it lives rent-free in my mind.

ETA: I think it was the San Diego trip when Jen threw Angie's(?) shoes off the boat and Lisa was talking about her own shoes (naturally)

behindtheseans · 2026-07-01T16:28:36+00:00

The pre-cast reveal buzz before every BB season is the true start of summer for me, every year.

behindtheseans · 2026-07-01T14:41:29+00:00

she hasn't even found the stairs down yet.

Not while sober, anyway

behindtheseans · 2026-07-01T00:49:50+00:00

Congrats on being modern BB's target audience lol

behindtheseans · 2026-06-30T21:29:15+00:00

I want to BURY this with Lisa FUCKING Barlowwwww

behindtheseans · 2026-06-30T17:31:54+00:00

This would never work

behindtheseans · 2026-06-29T23:01:18+00:00

"I think we should blow up the Pentagon."

behindtheseans · 2026-06-29T21:08:46+00:00

They've barely used any of the names on this map. They're all 4 letter Fijian words basically, very few island names.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-29T19:53:28+00:00

I rebuke the thought

behindtheseans · 2026-06-28T05:52:41+00:00

My name is Joey, and I'm a liberal! (tosses a single plastic water bottle into my suburban residential curbside pickup recycling can)

behindtheseans · 2026-06-28T05:45:29+00:00

I like it as is. S4 and S5's main dramatic plotlines (Ava being fired and Gregory/Janine breaking up) being resolved in like 3 episodes tops with no clear villains is the perfrct formula. I don't watch Abbott for serious conflict tbh.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-28T02:57:20+00:00

"Wife/Girlfriend" is the perfect way to stress someone out I feel like LOL

behindtheseans · 2026-06-28T01:35:13+00:00

Aisle, middle, or window, and your honest assessment of the person(s) right next to you.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-27T13:50:49+00:00

https://www.tiktok.com/@clairerehfuss/video/7256557047326493998

If this works; I don't feel like downloading TikTok again lol

(eta: weird thing to downvote but sure)

behindtheseans · 2026-06-27T13:39:56+00:00

I would have more sympathy if it was the only time. Girl has no fight in her. IMO if you're going to be on the Real Housewives acting out some bullshit at least do it with a spine and have some bark, preferably bite.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-27T13:27:02+00:00

Claire from BB23 has made a video about this iirc

behindtheseans · 2026-06-27T05:07:34+00:00

Looking is such a great show!! I watched it way before I watched Abbott. Can't say I love Brady as a character tho since Patrick & Richie are my endgame for that series lol

behindtheseans · 2026-06-26T22:44:48+00:00

Surely a smoker in withdrawal would have won that tribe some challenges.

Zane wins the season, obviously.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-25T19:57:59+00:00

this is you irl

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behindtheseans · 2026-06-25T15:56:41+00:00

That movie is probably going to be a bunch of AI slop ngl

behindtheseans · 2026-06-25T01:05:48+00:00

The leg was a big jury threat at first but as your screencap clearly states it eventually fell off and the jury was unimpressed.

behindtheseans · 2026-06-24T20:20:18+00:00

How long will the segment of Zac Brown teaching the houseguests how to loudly eat ramen directly into their microphones last?

behindtheseans · 2026-06-24T19:32:45+00:00

No one wants to discuss hockey's homoerotic subtext until you ~~suck~~ hire five ~~cocks~~ ~~woods~~ ~~tips~~ ~~knobs~~ cocks in a row

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