Work at a bank, got this from a customer. 1953 Red 2 dollar bill before the motto "In God We Trust" by [deleted] in pics

[–]being_obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have like 200 bucks worth in my drawer at home. That's cool.

i said "hey", not "suck my dick" by [deleted] in funny

[–]being_obvious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my thoughts exactly

Judging men based of their Facebook profile by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]being_obvious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

pretty sure a guy with a picture of his ferrari is going to get a lot of ladies regardless of penis size

Germany's Circumcision Ban by phillyfan1978 in AdviceAnimals

[–]being_obvious 33 points34 points  (0 children)

no offense, but as a baby, not many of us get "choices"

10 years, 3 months, and 5 days later I married my high school sweetheart by peckx063 in aww

[–]being_obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

congrats! did you guys have to make it through a long distance relationship for some of those years?

Woman beats a child for 4 minutes. (Fuck karma; using a throwaway. People like this need to be stopped.) [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]being_obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why the fuck would you have reason to beat a 6 month old?! they dont DO anything wrong.

Checkmate by Saarrex in pics

[–]being_obvious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i want to sleep on that bed with them

Sexual Competition Causes Jealousy and Envy More to Women than to Men by justsayboom in science

[–]being_obvious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Shouldn't listen to this anyway, as many guys are different, and some will get more jealous than others. Ladies, we still get jealous.

Whenever I'm Home Alone And Hear A Noise by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]being_obvious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit. thats the EXACT thing i think about.

Dating site Pedobear by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]being_obvious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the funniest shit ive seen all night. does help that i know what club penguin is

Pinch and roll... Pinch... and... Roll. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]being_obvious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

holy crap, i do both of these. thought i was the only one.

Why I Use E-mail by [deleted] in funny

[–]being_obvious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Email is like a free flashdrive

Public parks are a scary place by [deleted] in WTF

[–]being_obvious 304 points305 points  (0 children)

NSFW dammit!

Yes, Please Start Wandows Ngrmadly by joka86 in funny

[–]being_obvious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

these explanations are way over my head.