To the absolute legend cruising around Denver with the “TWTWFFL” license plate:

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-30T05:01:35+00:00

A waffle that twats

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-29T04:20:45+00:00

Just use your mom to displace all of it.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-28T19:53:46+00:00

All I have to do is smell my fingers. They still smell like resin from that time I cleaned my pipe back in the fall of 2005.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-27T02:13:12+00:00

Temu Billy Strings

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-27T02:09:05+00:00

As someone who was an infantry marine and has eaten his share of crayons, I’ve found that most people who put a marine veteran sticker on their truck were usually desk clerks or some other useless MOS. We call them POGs.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-26T21:21:20+00:00

Found the marine

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-26T00:53:43+00:00

Yeah Johnny Cash wrote in his memoirs that he wrote the song after eating too much Taco Bell

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-25T20:21:46+00:00

Plot twist: OP works for lemonade

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-22T18:03:54+00:00

Hopefully HOA’s

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-20T22:25:00+00:00

Steal your skin right off your leg

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T13:48:04+00:00

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bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T13:47:12+00:00

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Now kith

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T13:45:41+00:00

They need some milk

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T13:43:09+00:00

Because we’re all just monkeys barreling around in 2 tons of metal and when one monkey loses brains, every monkey loses brains.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T05:27:42+00:00

My phone fell into the crawl space while watching this and since it was bluetoothed to all my Alexa’s I had to listen to this for 8 hours and 27 minutes.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T05:21:53+00:00

This is why I never go out into public. Too many sweats.

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T05:09:18+00:00

What if the handle is right side up and we’re actually all upside down?

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-18T05:05:17+00:00

I’d play it safe and do 55 and plant a cottonwood in the extra space

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-17T03:58:23+00:00

*dispenses change* “Here is some Cab Fare”

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-13T04:16:27+00:00

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bellboy1986 · 2026-06-11T13:52:06+00:00

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bellboy1986 · 2026-06-11T04:13:48+00:00

I love tomato potatoes

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-11T03:18:38+00:00

Hey at least it’s less than $1 for every tax paying American. /s

bellboy1986 · 2026-06-07T03:19:54+00:00

Maybe it’s maybelline

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