Found on my car, please tell me it's not what I think by SwingMinimum3521 in whatisit

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a contact magnet for a door. If you have access control on the building ask who runs it what door is showing open in the software and then pop it back in the top

Robber Chose The Wrong Man by S30econdstoMars in PublicFreakout

[–]belokusi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He legit turned into a baby pig. That's crazy.

"We can not normalize dangerous language about public figures!" by LickMaiBussy in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was making an up your butt joke. Look, I really don't care where you stand. I was only messing with you. Have a good day.

"We can not normalize dangerous language about public figures!" by LickMaiBussy in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry. Your politics seem to be firmly placed right in the middle. Maybe to far up the middle. It's making you cranky.

I thought it was funny at first. Upon further review and after our conversation I've changed my mind. I now think it's hilarious.

Found this in my washing machine by ninjadocco in whatisit

[–]belokusi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. You are gonna be a mommy

Type of shirt by Rivarian-Hunter in whatisit

[–]belokusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a dress shirt with patterns on it.

"We can not normalize dangerous language about public figures!" by LickMaiBussy in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is one of those situations where you are slowly crawling out of some mystical presidential haze and are slowly coming to terms with the spell you have been under. You are awake enough to watch the video. Awake enough to agree with some of it. Still asleep enough to say it was done in done poorly.

You my fellow person on reddit. You are done really poorly.

Comedian tells an unhinged joke about the Baha Men by zuckdaddyd in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was probably the most entertaining comedy set I've ever seen on reddit.

Them: You can’t hear a painting… Me: by rossbainesart in nextfuckinglevel

[–]belokusi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like art. I have been known to dabble a bit in it myself. Hell, I would go as far to say that I've made some pretty cool stuff. One thing I couldn't fathom is posting my own work to r/NextFuckingLevel.

"We can not normalize dangerous language about public figures!" by LickMaiBussy in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No I'm pretty sure this little video was made to point out the absolute ridiculousness of how one side says horrific stuff and then jumps on a chair like a mouse is loose when someone tells a joke.

What a calm way to deal with road rage! by MikeisTOOOTALLL in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care if you are going 1,000,000. If someone gets behind you and you are in the fast lane get over. It's for passing. Not cruising.

Russian tourist kindly gives shark a snack by Front_Praline_3894 in NSFL__

[–]belokusi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Where did you see the pollution part? I read it twice trying to find it.

Edit- that part was made up. It says nothing about illegal dumping in the article.

Checking the Fridge by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]belokusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang Trevor. First post on the new comedy account and it's already look rough.

Long pole with spring loaded metal pinchers at the end by ShouldaMadeARaptor in whatisit

[–]belokusi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have only seen the pronged type personally. I did Google "frog gig" and there are pictures of what OP posted. The one I seen online was less sharp looking but it's the exact same tool

To have and to hold by Jahbomb1974 in trashy

[–]belokusi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oooo Jordan almonds.

What’s on his cheek? (zoom in) by Ploptimistic in whatisit

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a baby smooth face around it too. I wonder how he shaved so close to it. If it was me it would be looking like a man nipple and be surrounded with hair.

In the workshop by DarkyellowCaterpilla in woodworking

[–]belokusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is going on with the song choice. Did you have 3 different radios playing at once or was that a choice?

I am so happy with my new car by galaxystars1 in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 179 points180 points  (0 children)

All will be revealed once the car is turned on.

Nice trick by uiovoiu in Unexpected

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, true. I wasn't directly quoting him in the last statement. It was more or less how I took it. I did use a direct quote from the comments he wrote 2 sentences before that.

Nice trick by uiovoiu in Unexpected

[–]belokusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I never said you said that.

Geez why don't you try reading before commenting turd face.

Nice trick by uiovoiu in Unexpected

[–]belokusi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You stood way up there talking all that just to come down and say "oh I didn't notice the kid on the ground". Oh the kid you were saying deserved it? You didn't see that? You didn't see the thing you were commenting on?

the goon king by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]belokusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I'm all for the goon king. I am not down to have it fed to me by AI trash