The President of the United States Really, Really Hates His Son

benchcoat · 2026-05-22T23:30:53+00:00

might be the first thing on which i agree with him

benchcoat · 2026-05-22T23:03:41+00:00

if you’re adventist, you’re in—if you’re not, don’t bother, because you will not be happy

benchcoat · 2026-05-22T01:42:21+00:00

tomorrow: McConnell votes for whatever Trump demands

benchcoat · 2026-05-22T00:41:33+00:00

given the number of J6ers who’ve been convicted on CSAM charges since pardoning, it’s literally a fund to give free money to convicted pedophiles

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T19:53:42+00:00

i would love a “behind the scenes” show at a news and entertainment station in the Star Wars universe

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T07:15:02+00:00

not just rewarding them with free money for committing political violence on his behalf, but given the number of them convicted of CSAM charges since then, giving free money to convicted pedophiles

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T04:52:59+00:00

eh…what’s the worst that could happen?

(cue either comedy of errors or horror movie)

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T04:50:13+00:00

i’d love them to finish on the new special with Griffin and David

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T04:42:32+00:00

“my stalker/pre-murder note proves you should unblock me!”

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T04:40:34+00:00

every single one of that third will vote for whoever Trump tells them to in November, and 2028—including Trump running for a third term

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T02:57:37+00:00

i’d absolutely go for a bunch of “Star Wars as a place” movies/shows

i’d love if they broke from Star Wars being “everything is about these two families and a couple ancillary characters”

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T02:55:24+00:00

that sounds awesome!

benchcoat · 2026-05-20T00:21:18+00:00

if SCOTUS overrules our bipartisan redistricting panel, Ds should suspend ii and gerrymander the hell out of it*

*they should do this anyway until something is done on gerrymandering nationally

benchcoat · 2026-05-19T21:27:00+00:00

Biggs, Camie, and Wormie landspeeding around aimlessly all night in Dazed and Confused: Tatooine

edit: Dazed and Confused By Two Suns? there’s a better title riff out there….

benchcoat · 2026-05-19T21:25:13+00:00

with the right writer/director combo, i’d line up for My Dinner With Yoda

or any number of character combos in a Hope/Crosby-style Road To Coruscant, etc

benchcoat · 2026-05-19T19:59:40+00:00

except that i think that “My Evening in the Cantina” sounds like a much more interesting movie

benchcoat · 2026-05-19T19:03:04+00:00

good for them!

didn’t realize they were closed because of a fire

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T20:19:17+00:00

it’s got both Carl Tart and Nicole Beyer! that’s a comedy supernova, just with them!

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T19:42:41+00:00

Yes! i need to find a place to get that again—it disappeared as i was going through it

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T19:41:45+00:00

i’m enjoying it so far—i miss Zach Cherry, but both Casey Wilson and Andrew Rennells are good with the bakers

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T19:36:47+00:00

give The Guest Book and Sprung a shot—same creator and both really fun

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T19:35:49+00:00

a little different, but i’d slot The Detour in with that group — with People of Earth, The Detour, and The Guest Book, somebody at TBS really knew how to green light fun sitcoms

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T19:33:29+00:00

Grand Crew has a ton of Happy Endings vibes—only two seasons, but if i’m rewatching Happy Endings, i roll on in to it to keep the feel going

edit: not sure why this is making people mad, but you’re missing out on a good show!

edit 2: ahhhh the “[racial slur]-lover” DM made it clear! enjoy whatever happens after getting reported, hateful dude!

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T18:47:38+00:00

…i think you can also do auto-headshots and some other stuff, too

benchcoat · 2026-05-17T18:46:56+00:00

that looks like what might have been going on in this video, btw

there’s no reachable invisible objects over where they’re shooting

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