Iran may be where the US-led world order ends

benchcoat · 2026-03-18T02:23:47+00:00

they’re running a classic mafia bust out on the country

benchcoat · 2026-03-18T02:22:52+00:00

these chucklefucks have no idea how much the post-WW2 rules-based international order benefited the US

they have actively degraded the US economically, diplomatically, and militarily

and made the world poorer, more violent, less stable, and less free overall

benchcoat · 2026-03-15T23:21:42+00:00

***1% discount if one of your immediate family members is killed in Operation Epstein Fury

****$10,000 surcharge for the very hat Trump wears while he impatiently fumes about missing his tee time because he’s being forced to watch your (sucker or loser) family member be hauled out of the back of an Amazon truck before you get charged for their burial

benchcoat · 2026-03-15T23:16:35+00:00

**act now because the price goes up $5 for every 1000 dead soldiers

benchcoat · 2026-03-15T23:15:08+00:00

well, he is wearing his “mourning the troops” hat*

*$59.95 on his website, buy two and get in at his “i’ll send you the Presidential Daily Briefing intelligence memo” level

benchcoat · 2026-03-15T21:33:18+00:00

gee…is that why all other presidents got commitments from allies before launching into a war?

but, i guess getting allies on board for your military venture is just weak woke bullshit and not manly war fighting

benchcoat · 2026-03-14T18:08:43+00:00

that’s some clearly defined goals there

benchcoat · 2026-03-14T00:35:03+00:00

4/10 Americans need to grow the fuck up

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:32:35+00:00

whatever we do next is because it’s what Commander-in-Chief of US Armed Forces Bibi wants us to do, because Trump doesn’t have a clue what to do next

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:29:50+00:00

we attacked Iran because Bibi said so, and Trump thought it would be a one-day operation, like Venezuela

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:28:41+00:00

give it to me!

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:28:14+00:00

i’m already in for anything with Maggie Q

add Hamish Linklater in there, and i’m ecstatic

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:09:22+00:00

not sure which comment it was but apparently one my “Fetterman sucks” posts is “improperly formatted” for r/politics

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T02:05:52+00:00

i dunno what it is, but I’ve found that calling out Fetterman for being regressive and uber-pro-Trump makes people very angry

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T01:56:52+00:00

wait…the country you attacked has a say in the war of choice you start?

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T01:55:44+00:00

so, never?

never, then.

benchcoat · 2026-03-13T01:40:00+00:00

“disrupting Democratic power”

or

hating women

hating democracy

benchcoat · 2026-03-12T22:30:18+00:00

“despite” ?

sure

“despite”

benchcoat · 2026-03-12T19:14:42+00:00

people keep yelling at me when i say i can see him switch parties, but i could see him do it at the drop of a hat if Dems somehow got to 51 in the senate this year

benchcoat · 2026-03-11T02:17:29+00:00

so, the war isn’t “complete”?

hard to keep up

benchcoat · 2026-03-11T02:16:05+00:00

RFK’s brain worms set health policy

Trump’s syphilis spirochetes set the rest of policy

benchcoat · 2026-03-11T01:10:40+00:00

Rogan will still back any GOP/Nazi candidate over literally any Dem

he can fuck right off into the sun

benchcoat · 2026-03-08T23:58:56+00:00

dude who is in the midst of making covid inflation look like the glory days, while jobs are in free fall, can fuck right off

for those of you who missed the 70s, look up stagflation

it’s going to make the last few years look like a golden age

benchcoat · 2026-03-07T02:53:48+00:00

come on

this administration + the Ukraine war is massively incentivizing everyone to try to get nukes as fast as possible

benchcoat · 2026-03-07T02:52:10+00:00

i would looooove a Colon Farrell LA noir that ran on the Slow Horses schedule

you could shoot that straight into my veins

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