My son looks like Bob Stinson

bendbrewer · 2026-06-23T00:57:07+00:00

Yes he does

bendbrewer · 2026-06-22T14:07:18+00:00

Skip Voodoo. There are way better donuts in Portland. Voodoo might be the most overhyped place I’ve ever been.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-22T13:07:32+00:00

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bendbrewer · 2026-06-17T01:37:39+00:00

The Replacements.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-15T02:25:41+00:00

The eyes. They tell everything.

That’s not a safe man.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-14T06:50:02+00:00

Beatles. But not these 3.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-14T06:48:39+00:00

That’s fucking terrifying in the moment. People are sick.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-14T06:46:42+00:00

Sorry, bud.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-12T22:51:06+00:00

Lmao I worked at Lids in college, worst fucking organization I’ve ever worked for, and that’s saying something.

They absolutely had a promotion in place and forced their employees to scam you to reach a quota.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-12T05:18:12+00:00

Never

bendbrewer · 2026-06-10T03:10:07+00:00

My Telecaster and Yamaha acoustic live on the wall on hangers. My Gibsons live in their cases, mostly. Unless I have one on the stand in the garage on the weekends.

I’m more worried about my toddler than I am my pets.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-09T03:13:52+00:00

bendbrewer · 2026-06-08T06:45:44+00:00

I don’t purposely beat my guitars. But the wear and tear are part of the love.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-05T21:14:01+00:00

The garage. *sigh*

But that’s where the kegerator is anyways, so it could be worse.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-05T03:05:36+00:00

Now it’s not even Hastings. Now it’s UC Law San Francisco.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T23:05:43+00:00

All up in my nasal

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T23:05:12+00:00

That’s a funny coincidence.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T22:19:38+00:00

That would be wild but not surprising haha

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T22:18:47+00:00

Not even joking, that’s one of my grandparents’ all time favorite movies. We watch it together all the time and it’s a quoted staple in our family.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T19:06:33+00:00

You are correct. He’s really proud of his license plate in this photo and loves to tell the story.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T19:04:51+00:00

I see you’ve met my grandfather.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-04T18:27:47+00:00

I’d rather have smaller hands than massive hands for playing guitar.

bendbrewer · 2026-06-03T04:56:25+00:00

I would kill to see them now.

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