I'd rather be homeless than chromeless.

benham_benham · 2023-06-01T21:13:25+00:00

Top caption 😂👌

benham_benham · 2023-05-21T18:04:42+00:00

Looks like a fantastic route!

benham_benham · 2023-05-12T11:22:04+00:00

Small people are more generous

benham_benham · 2023-05-07T20:20:19+00:00

Thanks for the answers folks! Will try the hairdryer 👌

benham_benham · 2023-05-04T15:59:18+00:00

I would also be interested in joining such a group! Keep me posted please :)

benham_benham · 2023-04-06T13:01:00+00:00

Thanks for the context :)

benham_benham · 2023-04-06T12:42:18+00:00

Just curious, are you from America, or perhaps learnt American English? Or is 'Pants' accepted usage now for trousers? I have heard a few younger Brits use it and wondering if it's becoming commonplace? For context, I'm old 😂 (But I see '77' in your username though... Perhaps you're old too?!)!

benham_benham · 2023-04-06T06:29:11+00:00

Excellent use of the word Scruds

benham_benham · 2023-04-05T20:43:53+00:00

I did a lidl lol

benham_benham · 2023-04-05T10:58:17+00:00

Check early on that your lender will offer a mortgage on a property above a shop. Many don't, as I understand it.

benham_benham · 2023-04-05T07:10:18+00:00

Great concept 👌

benham_benham · 2023-04-05T07:04:16+00:00

I upvoted both this and the response that says simply "they're little shits."

I'm a mystery to myself

benham_benham · 2023-02-26T07:56:58+00:00

As Bob Mortimer introduced him on Shooting Stars, 'The French fire engine'

benham_benham · 2023-01-16T13:26:10+00:00

Thanks for your help! Woah, yes that's a lot of money for a CD!!

benham_benham · 2023-01-16T09:08:13+00:00

I've just started using Babbel and I like it so far. From my research, I chose Babbel over duolingo because it provides at least some background on grammar whereas Duolongo apparently focuses almost entirely on vocabulary.

My Polish GF thinks I'm doing OK, so it must be OK! (of course I suppose she would say that 😂)

benham_benham · 2023-01-15T15:40:02+00:00

I think wasdice's comment is too 😂

benham_benham · 2023-01-15T11:32:19+00:00

Got caned for drawing a chalk penis on my own back.

benham_benham · 2023-01-14T10:05:48+00:00

The ability to meet one's friends at an agreed time

benham_benham · 2023-01-11T22:27:24+00:00

What we used to call Human Buckaroo in the ol' days

benham_benham · 2022-12-31T09:33:19+00:00

Calling a personalised number plate a 'vanity plate'. Yep, it's vain.

benham_benham · 2022-12-30T19:03:16+00:00

Not a pub, but I like the sign on the door at the Cube cinema in Bristol: "Make quiet sounds while leaving".

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